Bah...damn ofsted

[Jake]

Got the news today...Ofsted coming next wednesday/thursday. I mean really...fancy coming when the world cup is on ! Is nothing sacred anymore !!

 

 

Jake

Proud member of the NHDWC Society

(National Holidays During the World Cup)

 

[russdev]

lol

 

they dont stop for anything

 

russ

[NetworkGeezer]

Hey Jake, you're not IndieGirl's soon to be ex-NM are you

[Sylv3r]

They were here 2 weeks ago. I've never known it be so quiet at school. I could quite easily of stopped off and nobody would ever of known.

[edie209]

we are waiting .....any time soon

[Benji1]

I don't know if you've seen this before but its always good for inspections.

 

There's only one F'in Ofsted

 

 

There's only one F'in Ofsted,

 

But that's quite enough for us.

 

If there's no F'in lesson plan,

 

There's one hell of an F'in fuss.

 

 

 

There's an F'in form to fill in,

 

For everything that's said.

 

There'll be no F'in future,

 

If that fails to please the Head.

 

 

 

Sounds like one F'in photocopier

 

Has died from overheat.

 

There's no F'in chance at all

 

To keep the worksheets neat.

 

 

 

There's no F'in inspector

 

When your lesson is first rate,

 

And there's no F'in good excuse

 

To explain why you were late.

 

 

 

There should be an F'in handbook

 

For everything to do.

 

Tell the R.I. you left it

 

For light reading in the loo.

 

 

 

There's no F'in parking space,

 

For half the F'in staff,

 

"RESERVED" for F'in Ofsted

 

Who have the last F'in larf.

 

 

 

There's no F'in spiritual,

 

Or cultural education.

 

No F'in equality,

 

But much in differentiation.

 

 

 

There's only one F'in Ofsted,

 

With its "Education Speak".

 

Thank God there's an F'in Friday

 

To end the F'in week.