[pics] Good Answers

[mattx]

Good Answers !!

[cromertech]

Are they not the right answers then???

[MK-2]

Use an example to show Tracy is wrong: She's a woman

 

:D:D

[PeterW]

Those are never getting old, lol Edited June 27, 2008 by PeterW

[MK-2]

just showed the woman one to our head of it, who is also an ex maths teacher.

akin to me holding the pin while tossing the grenade into her room

[Inbir316]

get with the times thats old lol

[somabc]

Markers award students for writing obscenities on GCSE papers - Times Online

 

Writing F**k off on an english exam paper can gain you marks!

 

"it does show some very basic skills we are looking for – like conveying some meaning and some spelling."

 

“It’s better than someone that doesn’t write anything at all. It shows more skills than somebody who leaves the page blank.”

 

I despair, I really do...

[tech_guy]

Lol the Tracey one I've not seen before. Ace.

 

 

And:

 

Teacher: Well Johnny what grade did you get in your English exam?

Johnny: I got an ffing B, sir!

[lbradley]

haha what type of bond..james bond kool guy

[Andrew_C]

akin to me holding the pin while tossing the grenade into her room

More like holding a grenade and tossing the pin in, I would have thought.

[6Foot2]

I like the answer in 3rd place.

 

6th Place

 

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

 

'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

 

'What are my choices?' the man asked.

 

'Yes or no,' she replied.

 

5th Place

 

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

 

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

 

Without blinking an eyelid she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'

 

4th Place

 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

 

The assistant replied, ' I'm afraid not, they're dead.'

 

3rd Place

 

The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.

 

'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.

 

The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'

 

When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

 

2nd Place

 

A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read 'Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.

 

Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab And said to the driver, 'Got stuck, eh?'

 

The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!'

 

SMART AR*ED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2009

 

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.

 

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

 

A smart-ar*ed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

 

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

 

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd just have to write with your other hand!'

 

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