[pics] Things that could have been improved before being approved...

[mikeprice]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/dirty-dancing-grease-bottomless-brunch-23089166

 

 

Dirty and grease brunch??

 

Yum!

 

 

OK - the actual event uses slightly different titles - but the headline is funnier

[6Foot2]

 

[Andrew_C]

Lift made by "The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation".

[mikeprice]

https://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/pea-tunnel-2?p=15&nlp=&CID=UK&uu=3dad3a75-a32e-4db3-aa9c-2df0f18d65e0&tx=0&utm_source=channel_goods_im&utm_medium=email&sid=df965d11-bab4-4ffd-a0f7-823492fac085_0_20220216&t_division=chester&date=20221602&sender=rm&s=body&c=image&d=deal-page

 

 

Is it just me that relates the idea of 'Pea Tunnel' to an alley round the back of a club/pub late after chucking out time many years ago (in my case)

 

 

 

 

OK - starting with 'is it me' normally means Yup - mostly just me

 

anyway

[6Foot2]

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[mikeprice]

No images but this guy's underwear probably counts

 

 

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/20/winter-olympics-skier-suffers-unbearable-pain-from-frozen-penis-during-50km-race-16139012/

 

:jaw::jaw::jaw:

 

I'm putting that down on my list of sports NOT to try out

Edited February 20, 2022 by mikeprice

[6Foot2]

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[Garacesh]

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See? SEE?!

JRAPHICS

 

Undeniable proof that it's pronounced 'Jif'.

[6Foot2]

 

[elsiegee40]

Doing the rounds

[6Foot2]

 

[Syman_a]

I guess i'd buy a different book.

Seen a while ago. Just popped up in my memories

Edited February 23, 2022 by Syman_a

[6Foot2]

 

[6Foot2]

 

[mikeprice]

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I think water is the name of the person the sign is for

 

maybe that font doesn't do capitals

[6Foot2]

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[6Foot2]

 

[6Foot2]

 

Think again!

[mikeprice]

For an unconnected reason I was looking on Google maps for a Catholic Church

 

I noticed a kerbside car charging stations nearby so I decided to look on streetview

 

stop the problem!

 

 

this is only the second I have found around here - both have suffered from a lack of thought

I actually emailed the local council about the last one and they had to move all the charge points!!!

[Andrew_C]

You couldn't make it up...

[mikeprice]

You couldn't make it up...

 

I know - it's shocking

 

sorry - had to be done

[stevejp]

I know - it's shocking

 

sorry - had to be done

 

I knew some bright spark would be along with that one, before long.

 

(Sorry - also had to be done…)

[mikeprice]

Anyway to get back on topic

 

(what do you mean pot kettle!!!)

 

 

I found this

 

[LeMarchand]

So, is this sale still on or not?

 

[Koldov]

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My dad always said if I swallowed apple pips I'd have a tree growing out of my....