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COMPETITION TIME: Come up with a Name for John G's Homebrew Ale!


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Posted
Cracking job mate! However, as an ardent Manchester City fan, I'm not sure our Mr Graham will appreciate the overall reddy hue of that clip!

 

FINE. I've gone and got the SPECIFIC HEX CODES for Man City and updated accordingly:

 

BigJohnsSon_beerClip.jpg

 

BigJohnsSon_pumps.jpg

 

To my shame I've only just got the innuendo!

 

Oh now that is embarassing for you! I thought I was being too obvious... :p

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Posted

Old Graham's Johnnie???

 

 

hmmm - not sure that's allowed -

 

Farmer Graham's choker

 

Graham's memory bodger

 

Graham's Fiddler (got that idea from a web site - honest)

 

I suppose Fiddler's Johnnie is out???

 

Johnnie's Wobbler

 

maybe not Zesty Johnnie

 

Board Mother

 

 

power up

 

etc

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Posted
Not half as embarrassing as spelling embarrassing incorrectly ;)

 

It's fine, it's not like he's an internationally renowned writer or anything... ;)

 

I get it right occasionally! Ocassionally. Occassionally?

 

I get it right sometimes!

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Posted
It depends upon the style and colour of the beer. For a brown coloured bitter I would suggest "brown trout", and for a summery hoppy beer, how about "golden shower"
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Posted
Monday morning update/inspiration for you all.

 

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The batch of Citra/Mosaic pale has come out VERY well and is apparently exceptionally drinkable!

 

So if we phone in for a quote by this afternoon, we should be able to get some really good deals out of you that you won't remember come tomorrow?

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So if we phone in for a quote by this afternoon, we should be able to get some really good deals out of you that you won't remember come tomorrow?

 

*hic* youwhatnow?

 

Quotes? Yesh! *hic* Bestpricesomethingsomething HURRAH!

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Monday morning update/inspiration for you all.

 

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The batch of Citra/Mosaic pale has come out VERY well and is apparently exceptionally drinkable!

 

I'm sorry - but unsubstantiated comments like that are not very professional - I demand an authoritative independent confirmation of the drinkability

 

several bottle may be needed - when can i pick them up??

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I'm sorry - but unsubstantiated comments like that are not very professional - I demand an authoritative independent confirmation of the drinkability

 

several bottle may be needed - when can i pick them up??

 

You can join the queue like the rest of us!

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Based on these two quotes:

 

In the meantime, this is a Citra hopped ale, which was then dry-hopped with Mosaic. Measured ABV at 4.5% but apparently that's wrong as it seems MUCH stronger!

It was cloudy, but tasted great, after drinking the 5 litres, I'd have to say that it felt stronger 4.4% (hic).

 

...there can be only one name:

 

Johnnie G's Piston Pale Ale

 

(I was going to wait until I'd knocked-up a pump clip, but I'm just too darned busy. :()

 

On the theme of 'There can be only one'...

 

 

You heard the man!

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Posted
Based on these two quotes:

...there can be only one name:

Johnnie G's Piston Pale Ale

(I was going to wait until I'd knocked-up a pump clip, but I'm just too darned busy. :()

On the theme of 'There can be only one'...

You heard the man!

 

Bonus points for Highlander reference & choice of music, Sir!

 

Now, about that pump clip ;)

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Nah - notes are no good - what we need is a trustworthy panel of experts to conduct an independent review of the subject

 

in detail

 

over a length of time

 

and I believe that burgers and chips are an excellent way to clear the palate between tasting sessions

 

I'll help out if needed

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