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Crikey - this thread is diverse, is it not?

 

i like cabbages too :D

 

Posts split from a topic about Car insurance!!!!!!- ChrisH

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Cucumber

How can you not like cucumber? Fairly inoffensive surely, just tastes of water and texture - what's not to like? :)

 

In the grand spirit of this thread, i love Firefly, and the movie Serenity. I do wish they'd make more :(

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The devils food is Mushy peas oh and of course quiche!!:eek:

 

:eek: indeed when it comes to quiche. I'd rather eat a helping of heavily seasoned soil than take a bite out of a quiche. Revolting.

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My girlfriend's like that with melon - bad experience, scarred for life.

 

I now demand this thread be placed back in its home! :D

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I am a lover of Marmite...

 

There I've come out of the closet and boy do I feel better... and who cares if half of you will now hate me on sight :)

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Well, funny story. Funny for me, at least. When I was a kid, I remember first trying cucumber. I quite liked it. I ate loads and loads and loads of it in one go. For too much for a small tummy to cope with. Pretty soon, I puked. I'm talking fountains here.

 

Well, every time I taste cucumber, I'm transported back to a particular summer in the 1970s and that fountain of cucumber puke.

 

You did ask. :D

 

I hear that's a starter on heston blumenthals menu at the Fat duck.....fountain of cucumber puke avec marmite-marinated frazzles ;-)

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Dated a chicken? No, I was merely attempting to stay on-topic ;)

 

For an awful split second I thought you'd dated an Aussi, then fried them up bar-b style and thus ended up with the "chicken" mention...

 

Very disturbing... That! and the fact that my mind found that connection!!... :o

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I like marmite too...I also like black pudding...and liver and sambucca (not really a food but nice anyway).

 

I don't like avocado and i'm sure there's other things but i've forgotten them.

 

Oooh i'm not particularly fond of new potatoes because of the way the skin on them breaks under your teeth...*shivers and wretches a little*

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When I was a student I did something truly horrible to a friend for a joke. My girlfriend at the time used one of those grater things on her feet to get the dead skin off and we put it in his peanut butter sandwiches....

 

....I think he still has nightmares about it.

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I like marmite too...I also like black pudding...and liver and sambucca (not really a food but nice anyway).

 

I don't like avocado and i'm sure there's other things but i've forgotten them.

 

Oooh i'm not particularly fond of new potatoes because of the way the skin on them breaks under your teeth...*shivers and wretches a little*

 

liver and sambucca........another fat duck creation me thinks ;).

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How about pumkin then folks:

 

I'm told that this was recently in the Seattle Paper .. The title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."

 

In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

 

On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

 

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.

 

Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

 

In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

 

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."

 

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor.

 

"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"

 

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...

 

"A pumpkin? ..... Shi*...is it midnight already?"

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