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We don't eat fish fingers in our house, which happens to be in the middle of our street.

 

I used to get all the fish finger crumbs on my Baggy Trousers.

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I used to get all the fish finger crumbs on my Baggy Trousers.

 

Dont worry, "my girl" can get that out without "embarrasment" though I might be "driving in my car" to pick them up. I will probably be able to get them back in "seven days" but I might get my "uncle sam" to pick them up instead, unfortunately the traffics that bad, it would be quicker to take the "night train to cairo" but not to worry "tomorrows just another day". Still enough of this "madness" its getting "absoultely" stupid and someone might laugh so hard they will have a "Cardiac Arrest" at these crass punes that even "Michael Caine" would refuse to use.

 

:p

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Look guys, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
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Steady on Mattx, keep a firm grip on your zimmer frame!

 

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

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I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

 

Copycat :) beat you to it.

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Copycat :) beat you to it.

 

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. :rolleyes:

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I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. :rolleyes:

 

Mattx, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye :)

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Mattx, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye :)

 

I can't put my finger on it but I sense something strange.

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