The Punny Thread

[sted]

You'll need a Riga for that job

 

isnt riga more or a korea than a job?

[simonw]

We cant get Riyadh of this yet, we are going to Rabat on until we call it Quito.

[simonw]

Sofia, so good

[jdoyle]

Getting Chile here. Need a Jersey.

[6Foot2]

You'll need a Riga for that job

Well, this is difficult. I have never Benin a fix like this before.

[simonw]

Well, this is difficult. I have never Benin a fix like this before.

 

Tel Aviv, he'll help you out

[sted]

Well, this is difficult. I have never Benin a fix like this before.

 

too Singapore to afford one?

[6Foot2]

Tel Aviv, he'll help you out

Actually, it's OK. I made a bad Asunción.

[simonw]

i Canberra it anymore, you lot are Caracas

[6Foot2]

A friend of mine took a picture of a bird in Oslo.

 

Yup: He Scandinavian.

[Norbert]

These are getting Scilly

[6Foot2]

A textbook pun:

 

 

[6Foot2]

No need to worry.

 

 

[6Foot2]

 

Link: Wrong Hands Phonetically Defined #5

[korifugi]

I found a lion in my wardrobe - I asked him what he was doing in there, he replied "Narnia business".

[mikeprice]

I found a lion in my wardrobe - I asked him what he was doing in there, he replied "Narnia business".

 

witch wardrobe was it?

[korifugi]

witch wardrobe was it?

 

The one with network access - it Aslan.

[6Foot2]

The one with network access - it Aslan.

That one was Reepicheep.

[jdoyle]

witch wardrobe was it?

 

on reflection, perhaps the one with Miraz

[mikeprice]

well I supposed it is the way gnome

[simonw]

Can't always Rilian a gnome for directions

[6Foot2]

ordered some new glasses online.... £19.45 delivered.

 

Was your optician listening to iTunes?

 

[Norbert]

Eye think these are getting cornea

[6Foot2]

Eye think these are getting cornea

 

Really? I can't see it myself.

[Norbert]

Trying to retina vague air of decorum here but keep losing focus. I like threads like this - different to the rather eyebrow stuff that normally gets posted.