CAM Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 'Vicious' fox traps eight people in Cambridgeshire sports club - BBC News Now I need a cup of tea and a biscuit to get over this shocking news. 1
sted Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 'Vicious' fox traps eight people in Cambridgeshire sports club - BBC News Now I need a cup of tea and a biscuit to get over this shocking news. would that be a foxes biscuit lol
X-13 Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) would that be a foxes biscuit lol . Edited July 2, 2015 by X-13
LeMarchand Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Mr Staines admitted he "tweaked his groin" trying to get away from the marauding animal and back to the safety of the club. Surely the wrong time to be fiddling with your bits?
unixman_again Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Here's a very British headline from yesterday Pass the sun cream - it's hotter than Rio! | Express & Star. That might be because it's winter in Rio at the mo
sonofsanta Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 I love how gloriously overwritten it is. Stuff objectivity, let's write the article like it's a Redwall story! "The ferocious beast appeared... Panic reigned, with a woman being bitten, a man falling off his bicycle as he was chased... A man who tried to outpace the fearsome creature on his bicycle was chased into a field... Club members ended up barricaded inside the building." THE SIEGE OF ALCONBURY 2015 NEVER FORGET
korifugi Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 I want to know the Daily Mail's take on it... "Immigrant Fox launches singlehanded Jihad"
clockend25 Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 I want to know the Daily Mail's take on it... "Immigrant Fox launches singlehanded Jihad" "...injuring dozens, who were then FAILED by the NHS."
CAM Posted July 2, 2015 Author Posted July 2, 2015 We'll probably see another wave of anti-fox sentiment from the papers again. I'm not kidding either, it's happened before painting them as attacking people all the time when it's a rare occurrence! In before the in-depth BBC analysis titled "Why do foxes attack humans?"
Arreks Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Before we know it there'll be fox hunts through the streets of London.
Duranis Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Panic reigned, with a woman being bitten,........ OMG a fox attacked a grown woman and bit her hand completely unprovoked for no reason!!!!! A woman who tried to distract the fox with food sustained a bite to her hand. ahhhhhh ok then.... I guess saying "A stupid woman that tried to hand feed a wild fox got bitten" doesn't get the same amount of attention.
korifugi Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 "...injuring dozens, who were then FAILED by the NHS." "Cast of Watership Down found to be sheltering insurgents"
LiamH Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 "Foxes can look very sweet, but as a family-orientated club we had real concerns about this rather vicious animal. We have hundreds of children playing in our leagues here," Mr Staines said. It has all the requirements to be a daily mail headline.
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