The Hibernator Breakfast: 7 Pounds: 8,000 Calories

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Contains:

 

8 rashers of bacon

8 sausages

4 hash browns

4 fried eggs

4 egg cheese omelette

4 waffles

4 pieces of toast

4 pieces of fried bread

4 black pudding

2 ladles of beans

2 ladles of tomatoes

Mushrooms

A portion of large chips

A two pint 2000 calorie milkshake

[featured_spectre]

If the hashbrowns, waffles, beans, fried bread and toast was replaced with more bacon and eggs, I reckon I could do it.

[Garacesh]

Get the eggs, omelette, black pudding and mushrooms out of there and I reckon I'd have a good go at it

[sparkeh]

Pfft that's a pre-breakfast snack.

[Badzeye]

Looked good until that milkshake came out. I think the breakfast would come back up after 2 pints of milkshake. Wonder if it would still count as a victory.

[Dos_Box]

Why am I hungry all of a sudden?

[Joanne]

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww blech. BEAN JUICE!!

[stitch]

mmm Breakfast.

 

You would have to leave out the mushrooms, tomatoes and black pudding for me though.

[CAM]

10 years ago I'd have had a crack at it. Don't think I could manage it now though!

[woodham]

lightweights

 

ok so its missing the milkshake but im sure if you asked they would add one

 

Enormous breakfast is free to anyone who can finish it (From The Northern Echo)

[madurham]

Chips?! For breakfast? They only waste precious bacon space.

[win]

Replace the milkshake with Guinness and i might give it a go

[woodham]

replace it all with Guinness and ill give it a go after all it is a food group of its own

[rich_tech]

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww blech. BEAN JUICE!!

 

I thought I was the only baked bean hater ! not alone \0/

[hardtailstar]

If the hashbrowns, waffles, beans, fried bread and toast was replaced with more bacon and eggs, I reckon I could do it.

 

It wouldnt be the same breakfast!

[Trapper]

My local English Cafe does something like this. The Black Country Bereavement!

 

https://www.facebook.com/fullenglishcafeathalesowen/posts/473425236112267

[plexer]

Lol yeah if it was all replaced with a piece of toast I reckon I could do it

 

Ben

[Poults]

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww blech. BEAN JUICE!!

 

I thought I was the only baked bean hater ! not alone \0/

 

Another bean hater checking in! Putrid things lol.

[Garacesh]

@Joanne @rich_tech @Poults what on earth is wrong with you people?

The blerchy things in that breakfast are clearly mushrooms, eggs (and by extension omlette) and black pudding.

[featured_spectre]

Nah mushrooms, eggs, blackpudding is all good. Its just the beans (the juice is fine, but the beans themselves) which are awful.

[tmcd35]

Here's the Great Yarmouth one from a couple of years back: The REALLY big breakfast: 6,000 calorie fry-up is slammed by health campaigners... but a hit with diners | Daily Mail Online 1/3 more bacon and sausages, 1/4 less calories - go figure!

 

As for likes/dislikes. You can have my tomatoes and black pudding if I can have you mushrooms...

[Garacesh]

Here's the Great Yarmouth one from a couple of years back: The REALLY big breakfast: 6,000 calorie fry-up is slammed by health campaigners... but a hit with diners | Daily Mail Online 1/3 more bacon and sausages, 1/4 less calories - go figure!

 

Honestly I think I'd just rock up with 3 or 4 mates and split it between us lol

Edited September 30, 2014 by Garacesh

[Joanne]

@Joanne @rich_tech @Poults what on earth is wrong with you people?

The blerchy things in that breakfast are clearly mushrooms, eggs (and by extension omlette) and black pudding.

 

I like mushrooms!! Beans are just rank. Unless the Italians make then, then they are awesome... but normally canellini beans. I've never been a fan of the full English myself.

 

ATM I'm meant to be eating steak for breakfast a few times a week, but I'm being very lazy at le mo and can't be bothered to eat that first thing in the morning.

[gmj]

Ug....Beans. Hateful, hateful things.....and the "bean juice".

[Garacesh]

Gah, you all need a good dose o' Gara's world famous* barbecue cheesy beans! That'll learn ya to like 'em!

 

* may** not actually be world famous

** okay, fine, not actually world famous