X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 and if you look closely, you may notice that there's also a guy singing in the foreground. There's no guy. You're trying to trick me. There's a blue chair near the window, a printer, a fridge, some desks... but no guy.
Gonk Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Wait... THAT'S @Gonk? I thought that was a VeryPc guy. I look so young compared to everyone else. Also, is that a HP LaserJet Pro CP1525nw? [Or one of the CP1520 series] Oh well, that's my career with MI5 done for! That's me and yes it is indeed a HP LaserJet Pro CP1525nw Colour! There are also chairs, desks, a fridge freezer and a toolbox! Edited October 2, 2013 by Gonk 2
X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 There are also chairs, desks, a fridge freezer and a toolbox! But, still no guy.
Gonk Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 But, still no guy. The invisibility cloak is working well...
VeryPC Posted October 2, 2013 Author Posted October 2, 2013 The invisibility cloak is working well... So the job with MI5 is back on.
VeryPC Posted October 2, 2013 Author Posted October 2, 2013 Today's daily winner of STOCKTOBER2! is drawn: Congratulations winner: please select your number as instructed and we'll reveal your prize later. Al 2
X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) ...and after filming, Al was savagely beaten by Emma for daring to imply she was an angry person. Emma is the hulk. Doesn't matter what you say, she's a maniac... maniac... on the dancefloor. Dancing like she's never danced before. Edited October 2, 2013 by X-13 I totally didn't put the wrong word....
gtg93 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 she's a manic... manic... on the dancefloor *maniac...?
X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 *maniac...? Got distracted by someone talking about a problem "with this black box thing" [visitor] is trying to connect to the computer... That is indeed what I meant.
gtg93 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Got distracted by someone talking about a problem "with this black box thing" [visitor] is trying to connect to the computer... That is indeed what I meant. I normally try to resist correcting people, but seeing as though you're usually quick to spot the mistakes, I couldn't help myself.
ICTDirect_Dave Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 ...and after filming, Al was savagely beaten by Emma for daring to imply she was an angry person. Emma is the hulk. Doesn't matter what you say, she's a maniac... maniac... on the dancefloor. Dancing like she's never danced before. She's never going to live this down! And Shhh or she'll come get you next.....
sonofsanta Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Do we get to know how many names are in the chassis so we can calculate our odds of winning and then make conspiratorial claims of prize-fixing when the PS4 goes to @X-13?
X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) we can calculate our odds of winning Not possible. You'd need to know: # how many entries there are # how they're arranged in the chassis and # how they move when shaken It could be that your name is on the top, but when shaken moves down to the bottom corner [making it much, much harder to pick]. When I win the PS3 just accept that physics doesn't like you. She's never going to live this down! That's the general idea. Soon, BETT will refuse to host VeryPC because Emma could go on a rampage. I'm effectively holding their company hostage. Edited October 2, 2013 by X-13
sonofsanta Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Not possible. You'd need to know: # how many entries there are # how they're arranged in the chassis and # how they move when shaken It could be that your name is on the top, but when shaken moves down to the bottom corner [making it much, much harder to pick]. When I win the PS3 just accept that physics doesn't like you. I was only going for a low level of confidence using lunch-hour levels of brain activity. Which is to say, 1/entrants. I can't even be bothered to work out the sum probability for all 31 days taking into account the slowly decreasing number of entrants (based on the assumption that everyone who wants to enter has already entered). If you only want a PS3 btw, I'll send you mine in exchange for the PS4 in that top box. Stupid whiney PS3. "Ooh I need an update", "ooh I wasn't turned off properly last time", if Emma had to deal with that then the PS3 would have been straight out the window the first time it was turned on, I tell you.
sparkeh Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Got distracted by someone talking about a problem "with this black box thing" [visitor] is trying to connect to the computer... You don't work for Santander do you....?
X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 You don't work for Santander do you....? Santander has GLaDOS? If so, yes. As I work in a bank... you should give me all your money for safekeeping.
Gongalong Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 I can't seem to find the video of the first draw. Do those who get drawn get PM'd also?
X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 I can't seem to find the video of the first draw. Do those who get drawn get PM'd also? First draw: 1
sparkeh Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 Santander has GLaDOS? If so, yes. As I work in a bank... you should give me all your money for safekeeping. Just thinking, Santander let visitors attached black boxes to their computers: BBC News - Arrests over 'cyber plot' to steal from Santander bank I'll wire you over my life savings in a minute.
sparkeh Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 I can't seem to find the video of the first draw. Do those who get drawn get PM'd also? They do. Don't expect a PM today. 1
VeryPC Posted October 2, 2013 Author Posted October 2, 2013 She's never going to live this down! And Shhh or she'll come get you next..... None are safe - do not invoke her wrath by using her name or she will spawn next to you and hurl you across the room like a mere cardboard box. Al
ICTDirect_Dave Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 None are safe - do not invoke her wrath by using her name or she will spawn next to you and hurl you across the room like a mere cardboard box. Al From now on we will all refer to her as simply SHE... seriously though, you should get her an account so she can defend herself (read: KILL ANYONE WHO OFFENDS HER) Also, 'Spawn' She can teleport too? Nobody is safe!
Devontechie Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Woohoo! Have just seen the video... @VeryPC Can I have number 31 please..... Edited October 2, 2013 by Devontechie
sparkeh Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 I've heard that it you say her name three times in the mirror at midnight, your payment terms are made less generous. Oh and then she kills you.
X-13 Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) None are safe - do not invoke her wrath by using her name or she will spawn next to you and hurl you across the room like a mere cardboard box. I need to get a stack of cards that just say [redacted] and get problem staff to read it aloud... Me: "Read this..." Staff: "Em-AAAARGH" Me [to [redacted]]: "What have you got in the way of dooblydoos?" Edited October 2, 2013 by X-13
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