Little-Miss Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Al, could you possible send me a copy of your VeryPC logo? Doesn't have to be massive, ones i can grab are a little on the small side....
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Ok so geek related jokes: Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance There are two types of people in the world, those who don't understand recursion and those who understand that there are two types of people in the world. A mathematician is sitting in a pub working on some calculations with a pint next to him. A policeman walks over and says "Are you aware it illegal to drink and derive?" A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” very long pause. “Java.” Some stuff for the mathematicians and programmers amongst you there - not sure if you've hit Colin's target zone with these though! Al
sparkeh Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Some stuff for the mathematicians and programmers amongst you there - not sure if you've hit Colin's target zone with these though! Al Hopefully the Bob Marley effort will cause a momentary break in the tears and put a brief smile on his face, its all we can ask for...
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Loved it, couldn't have asked for a more funnier video! Al. The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind) also here's my joke, tried to make it Col related. Colin once had a meeting in Room 404, He could never find it though.... T-shirt choice noted. Thanks for the joke, bonus earned, you are now maxed out on 3 entries. Al
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.] Rats! If other laptop bag winners want to ditch you can send one my way Unwanted prizes will be posted in the classified section (http://www.edugeek.net/forums/classified-adverts/) as free give-aways once I've given all the winners so far a chance to choose if they want to keep their prize or swap it for a Stocktober BRING ME THE BOX T-shirt. I'll give you guys a heads up on this thread before I do it so you can be ready to make your claims. Only seems fair you should be in with a decent chance of making first claim, but 'dibs' won't do it I'm afraid. We have no respect for dibs here. We only respect raw desire and lightning fast reflexes. Al
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.] Jokes for Colin There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies “We can't multiply, we're adders” Fankoo - bonus locked!
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.] I've not stopped and looked at this thread for ages....have I won anything yet? Sorry no - if you do you'll get a PM from me anyway, so you can relax. [NO what I mean is, you MUST read every page of the thread to discover if you have won anything, and then lurk here permanently from now on or you might miss your prize! Not really] Al
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Joke for Colin; Whats the bounciest part of France????? The Dordogne!!! Silly sounding words jokes. Class. Bonus locked! Al
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 My emergency joke(s): What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer... What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye Deer... Bonus locked!
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Al, could you possible send me a copy of your VeryPC logo? Doesn't have to be massive, ones i can grab are a little on the small side.... Sure - check your email in a tick. Interested to see what you have planned for it! Al
sippo Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Emergency Jokes: Two birds sat on a pirch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'; Two Fish in a tank. Once says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'. [sorry] 2
AlBarratt Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Joke for Colin; What did the shepherds wife say to the shepherd..................... You herd!!!!!!!!!!! 3
LeightonJames Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 If we are now descending into the darkest recesses of terrible jokes: Two mice in the boiler room, which one is in the army? The one next to the tank of course. 2
sparkeh Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Ok so its silly jokes we are gunning for... What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants? Your Mum. 2
LeightonJames Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Ok so its silly jokes we are gunning for... What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants? Your Mum. O.O that could have been awkward
LeightonJames Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 What's Black, White and Red all over? A Newspaper 2
VeryPC_Colin_M Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Emergency Jokes: Two birds sat on a pirch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'; Two Fish in a tank. Once says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'. [sorry] #winning
Griff Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 gifff sweetiess..... I man walks into a doctors surgery and says to the doctor "I think I'm a Jelly Bean" The Doctor shouts "get out of my surgery and stop wasting my f***ing time you idiot" The man goes home to his wife and she asks how the appointment went. "he looks at her and says "the doctor bit my head off" Knock knock! Who’s there? Imogen. Imogen who? Imogen life without chocolate 2
teejay Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it. Now is the winter of my disco tent. 2
featured_spectre Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Colin...with the overall winner, can you post this? http://social-creature.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charliesheenwinning.png
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Emergency Jokes: Two birds sat on a pirch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'; Two Fish in a tank. Once says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'. [sorry] Thank you - bonus locked!
VeryPC_Colin_M Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Colin...with the overall winner, can you post this? http://social-creature.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charliesheenwinning.png You know it.
hardtailstar Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Wait what have I have missed?? heres a joke..... Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A: A zebra with a drumkit. 3
HaleStorm Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Ok heres some jokes What grey, got 4 legs and a trunk? A mouse going on holiday Whats brown, got 4 legs and a trunk? what that you say a mouse coming back from holiday? no your wrong its a suntanned elephant Whats green and furry and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a snooker table 2
sparkeh Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Why have elephants got big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. 2
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