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What did i just watch?!

Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring, Bring, Brin, Brin, Brin, Bring me the box

Aaaagh - Edugeek has crashed youtube again....

I told you posting on the thread in the video would break the universe!

 

Al

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Joke for Colin

 

A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep"

"Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman

The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep"

"I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies

Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep"

At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??"

"No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot"

 

Oldie but goodie!!

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Joke for Colin

 

A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep"

"Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman

The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep"

"I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies

Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep"

At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??"

"No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot"

 

Oldie but goodie!!

 

Ha,

 

A brain walks into the pub and asks for a Pint

 

The barman replies "No way am i serving you"

 

Brain says "Why not"

 

Barman says "Your out of your face"

 

:p

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Colin goes to the doctors and says "I've broken my hip in three places."

The doctor says "Well don't go there again!"

Bonus locked!

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Joke for Colin

 

 

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Colin !

Colin who ?

Colin all cars, Colin all cars !

Thanks for the Joke - you are already on 3 entries so no further bonus, but a chance of the T-shirt prize (I'll add some XXXLs to the batch)

 

Al

Posted
Joke for Colin

 

A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep"

"Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman

The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep"

"I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies

Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep"

At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??"

"No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot"

 

Oldie but goodie!!

Bonus locked, and you are maxed out!

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Ha,

 

A brain walks into the pub and asks for a Pint

 

The barman replies "No way am i serving you"

 

Brain says "Why not"

 

Barman says "Your out of your face"

 

:p

You after a T-shirt with my face on it?

 

Al

Posted (edited)

Wait... my completely unrelated to everything post got me a bonus entry?

 

Like a boss!

 

 

Second stupid joke:

 

What happened to the cannibal lion?

 

He had to swallow his pride.

Edited by X-13
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Another joke:

 

And Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

 

The barman says "is this some sort of joke?"

 

 

NOBODY SAID THEY HAD TO BE GOOD JOKES!

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Another joke:

 

And Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

 

The barman says "is this some sort of joke?"

 

 

NOBODY SAID THEY HAD TO BE GOOD JOKES!

 

Muppets walking into the bar. Didn't they see the bar !!

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Muppets walking into the bar. Didn't they see the bar !!

 

3 men walk into a bar at lunch.

 

The sign fell off this morning. :p

 

Erm... more jokes... hmm...

 

[Feel free to edit these out if it's not allowed.]

 

A baby seal walks into a club...

 

So, this guy with a premature ejaculation problem just comes out of nowhere...

Edited by X-13
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Check this out. Here's the design for the Stocktober T-shirts that will be awarded in addition to booby prizes and will be offered as a swap for normal prizes if you don't want/need what we pulled out of your box:

 

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The prizes you don't want will be posted in the classified section of EduGeek as free to a good home for whoever claims them first. We like to see kit being used by someone who needs it even when it seems not very useful to everyone else.

 

I'll be PMing all the winners so far for your decision shortly

 

Al

 

[and yep - that is me. I designed a t-shirt with my own face on *wins pan-global biggest ego prize 2013*]

 

I neeeeeeed one of these!!

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red Paint

 

OR

 

How do you confuse a blond?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Edited by TechMonkey
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