hallb15 Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Aaaagh - Edugeek has crashed youtube again.... 1
VeryPC_Colin_M Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Joke for Colin Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars ! #newwinning
TechMonkey Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Glad I'm not the only one getting that!... Well not the Evil Al but the no YouTube
VeryPC Posted October 15, 2013 Author Posted October 15, 2013 What did i just watch?! Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring, Bring, Brin, Brin, Brin, Bring me the box Aaaagh - Edugeek has crashed youtube again.... I told you posting on the thread in the video would break the universe! Al
LeightonJames Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Joke for Colin A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep" "Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep" "I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep" At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??" "No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot" Oldie but goodie!! 3
VeryPC_Tom_B Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Joke for Colin A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep" "Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep" "I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep" At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??" "No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot" Oldie but goodie!! Ha, A brain walks into the pub and asks for a Pint The barman replies "No way am i serving you" Brain says "Why not" Barman says "Your out of your face" 2
VeryPC Posted October 15, 2013 Author Posted October 15, 2013 Colin goes to the doctors and says "I've broken my hip in three places." The doctor says "Well don't go there again!" Bonus locked!
VeryPC Posted October 15, 2013 Author Posted October 15, 2013 Joke for Colin Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars ! Thanks for the Joke - you are already on 3 entries so no further bonus, but a chance of the T-shirt prize (I'll add some XXXLs to the batch) Al
VeryPC Posted October 15, 2013 Author Posted October 15, 2013 Joke for Colin A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep" "Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep" "I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep" At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??" "No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot" Oldie but goodie!! Bonus locked, and you are maxed out!
VeryPC Posted October 15, 2013 Author Posted October 15, 2013 Ha, A brain walks into the pub and asks for a Pint The barman replies "No way am i serving you" Brain says "Why not" Barman says "Your out of your face" You after a T-shirt with my face on it? Al
mac_shinobi Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 You after a T-shirt with my face on it? Al I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa. 2
VeryPC_Colin_M Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa. #newnewwinning
X-13 Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) Wait... my completely unrelated to everything post got me a bonus entry? Like a boss! Second stupid joke: What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride. Edited October 15, 2013 by X-13 1
X-13 Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Another joke: And Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "is this some sort of joke?" NOBODY SAID THEY HAD TO BE GOOD JOKES! 1
mac_shinobi Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Another joke: And Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "is this some sort of joke?" NOBODY SAID THEY HAD TO BE GOOD JOKES! Muppets walking into the bar. Didn't they see the bar !! 1
X-13 Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) Muppets walking into the bar. Didn't they see the bar !! 3 men walk into a bar at lunch. The sign fell off this morning. Erm... more jokes... hmm... [Feel free to edit these out if it's not allowed.] A baby seal walks into a club... So, this guy with a premature ejaculation problem just comes out of nowhere... Edited October 15, 2013 by X-13 1
featured_spectre Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 http://narwhaler.com/original/lq/k/i-am-monitoring-this-thread-ainsley-harriott-Lqknf2.jpg
VeryPC Posted October 15, 2013 Author Posted October 15, 2013 So am I. So far I think we're okay (just!) but let's not give the mods any extra work please. Al
TheScarfedOne Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Who called for a mod?? Nothing to see here....walk on by.... :-p 1
TheScarfedOne Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Check this out. Here's the design for the Stocktober T-shirts that will be awarded in addition to booby prizes and will be offered as a swap for normal prizes if you don't want/need what we pulled out of your box: The prizes you don't want will be posted in the classified section of EduGeek as free to a good home for whoever claims them first. We like to see kit being used by someone who needs it even when it seems not very useful to everyone else. I'll be PMing all the winners so far for your decision shortly Al [and yep - that is me. I designed a t-shirt with my own face on *wins pan-global biggest ego prize 2013*] I neeeeeeed one of these!! 1
Little-Miss Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Meant to say that earlier actually, keep it clean....don't want have to start pressing all these extra buttons I've got.... 1
featured_spectre Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 For the mods... http://t.qkme.me/3ts9of.jpg
TechMonkey Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) What is red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint OR How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Edited October 15, 2013 by TechMonkey 1
sparkeh Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 Hmm ok joke for Colin... How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' Jammin' 1
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