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That was the dark one.

 

The slayer of men and bringer of destruction.

 

Aye.

 

T'was Emma.

Oh she's equally dangerous to both sexes of humans, and all other living creatures for that matter.

 

Al

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Oh she's equally dangerous to both sexes of humans, and all other living creatures for that matter.

 

Al

 

I mean men is in mankind.

 

I was talking like we were in a medieval tavern. [For no reason other that I could.]

 

 

I can see Emma getting fed up of these jokes...

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Does that look like someone who can be chained up?

 

Let's ask Al shall we? ;)

 

Nope. No it doesnt.

 

Oh hang on: Die Verurteilten (1994) - IMDb

 

Al

 

EDIT - weird, it grabbed the German page title for some reason - gonna leave it like that. It's educational.

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Morgan Freeman phrase to be said for the prize: Now the only thing you can think of, is the sound of my voice, man it sounds good. You know what else is good? Stocktober. Now I'm not talking about regular prizes being given out, why, they're giving out a PS4. And if you mess with Al or his crew, they'll send Emma around, and nobody wants that!
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Posted
I mean men is in mankind.

 

I can see Emma getting fed up of these jokes...

In that case, she's equally dangerous to all species.

 

and so far, she's loving the increased notoriety.

 

Al

Posted
Nope. No it doesnt.

 

Oh hang on: Die Verurteilten (1994) - IMDb

 

Al

 

EDIT - weird, it grabbed the German page title for some reason - gonna leave it like that. It's educational.

 

 

'Tis but one face of Morgan Freeman.

 

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Oh she's equally dangerous to both sexes of humans, and all other living creatures for that matter.

 

Al

 

I rather expected this video to end in a decapitation as she somersaulted over the sofa!

 

Moderately dissapointed now...

 

You need a special effects department!

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Posted
"Lines".

 

Good one.

 

Al

 

You mean this isnt a professionally rehearsed piece??? :eek: But you all seem so natural <> (end of blatant flattery to improve chances)

 

For some reason <> peeking over the back of the sofa reminded me of the trapdoor scene in Evil Dead... maybe theirs method to X-13's thinking....

 

If <> reads this thread - boom goes the chances of the PS4 (aaaand possibly my soul).

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maybe theirs method to X-13's thinking....

 

LIES!

 

HERESY AND LIES!

 

HERESY, LIES AND SLANDER!

 

If <> reads this thread - boom goes the chances of the PS4 (aaaand possibly my soul).

 

You work in IT. You don't have a soul.

Posted
16 please and I want it removed with no regard for health and safety :)

 

Ben

 

Lol, I legitimately forgot we were waiting for people to pick numbers...

Posted
Just realised that reading and replying to this thread has become my main duty of the day...

 

We need to get @Little-Miss in here. Maybe it'll cheer her up a bit.

 

Also, I've done almost NO work today because of Stocktober2. [HEAR THAT AL! YOU'VE MADE ME DO NO WORK! I demand compensation... A PS4 should cover it. :p]

 

Do you not watch South Park? they say it's ginger people not IT workers who have no soul... I shall reserve judgement! ;p

 

IT workers are the new gingers.

 

Mainly because you can't make fun of ginger people any more due to discrimination laws.

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Morgan Freeman phrase to be said for the prize: Now the only thing you can think of, is the sound of my voice, man it sounds good. You know what else is good? Stocktober. Now I'm not talking about regular prizes being given out, why, they're giving out a PS4. And if you mess with Al or his crew, they'll send Emma around, and nobody wants that!

Okay then - anyone who posts audio or video (with audio, obviously!) of themselves speaking the following phrase in their best Morgan Freeman voice will get a bonus entry into STOCKTOBER2!

"Now the only thing you can think of, is the sound of my voice, man it sounds good. You know what else is good? Stocktober. Now I'm not talking about regular prizes being given out, why, they're giving out a PS4. And if you mess with Al or his crew, they'll send Emma around, and nobody wants that! I am the Morgan Freeman." Then say your EduGeek username so we can keep track.

 

Best impression decided by votes in the thread (you can't vote for yourself though) wins a big bag of Sweeties from the South Yorkshire branch of Wonka Enterprises (sweet warehouse near our factory). Anyone hanging out on the thread can cast 1 vote (don't wanna exclude our fellow sponsor @ICTDirect_Dave from the voting process).

 

Same deal as Back to School. Max entires ever allowed is 3:

 

  • Maximum competition entries allowed in any case is 3 total, not to be exceeded so no-one gains too much of an advantage.

 

Now to see if anyone has the guts to give it a shot!

 

Al

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Posted
Okay then - anyone who posts audio or video (with audio, obviously!) on themselves speaking the following phrase in their best Morgan Freeman voice will get a bonus entry into STOCKTOBER2!

 

BOOOOOOO!

Posted
Do you not watch South Park? they say it's ginger people not IT workers who have no soul... I shall reserve judgement! ;p

 

What about ginger people who are also IT workers? *raises hand nervously*

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What about ginger people who are also IT workers? *raises hand nervously*

 

Soul inversion.

 

You have negative soul, which means you actually leech the souls of everyone around you.

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They have MSpaint, it's all they can afford on their budget.

We painstakingly draw each frame of every every STOCKTOBER2! video pixel by pixel from a palette of 16 colours.

 

Al

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Just realised that reading and replying to this thread has become my main duty of the day...

Tell me about it.

 

Sheesh.

 

(had a good root around but couldn't find a pic of Spidey or ben grimm saying "sheesh" anywhere"

 

Al

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