Friday Joke

[Paul_L]

Two cannibals are sat eating a clown when one of them stops and turns to the other and says, "is it just me, or does this taste funny to you?"

[witch]

I see your cannibal joke, and raise you:

Two cannibals are eating this guy, one starts at the feet and the other starts at the face. The first cannibal asks his buddy "How are you doing?"

 

The 2nd cannibal says "I'm having a ball!"

 

So the first one says, "Jeeze, you eat fast....

[DeltaBravo]

I raise you a non cannibal joke, but a joke I wish I could do often in IT.

 

When someone p**ses you off, just keep calm and count to 10. But smack them in the face at about 8. They won't expect it.

[unixman_again]

Mummy cannibal and baby cannibal are eating dinner, when baby says "I don't like daddy". Mummy says, "That's OK. Leave him on the side of your plate and just eat the vegetables."

[pcstru]

I've gone on a Greek salad diet. They promised it would help me get thinner but instead I'm just getting Feta.

[Garacesh]

My cannibal wife wasn't very impressed when I came home late for our romantic dinner..

She gave me the cold shoulder.

[Poults]

What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons? Hose A and Hose B.

[unixman_again]

The cannibals have two nuns in the cauldron. One nun is praying earnestly, while the other nun starts laughing hysterically. "Why are you laughing?" asks the first nun, "We're about to meet our maker" The laughing nun says, "I just pooped in the soup!"

[Domino]

Two nuns driving through Transylvania late one night, when all of a sudden a vampire leaps onto the bonnet and snarls at them through the windscreen.

 

The nun driving says to the other "Quick! show him your cross!"

 

The other nun leans out the window and shouts "GET OFF THE CAR YOU GIT!"

[LosOjos]

I stole a rabbit today; had to make a run for it.

[CHR1S]

Elton John, Robbie Williams and Kyle are all wondering round Buckingham palace grounds after the Jubilee concert.

Kyle in her big heels trips over and goes flying head first through some railings with her bottom in the air for all to see.

Quick as a flash Robbie dives in and starts having his wicked way with her. He glances over to see Elton sobbing to himself, "Don't worry Elton mate, its your turn next" he exclaims.

Elton bursts into tears, "my head wont fit through the bars!"

[Domino]

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this thing?!"

[Mcshammer_dj]

Bill Roache, Freddy Star, Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris. Prison Panto should be amazing this year!!

[Mcshammer_dj]

In a late twist to the Chris Huhne case Aston Villa have claimed that they were actually driving the car at the time and have asked if they can have the three points please!!!!