New Technology?

>>> 3 men in a sauna

>>> >

>>> > Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting

>>> > naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American

>>> pressed

>>> > his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him

>>> questioningly.

>>> >

>>> > "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin

>>> > of my arm."

>>> >

>>> > A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his

>>> > palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my

>>> > mobile

>>> 'phone.

>>> > I have a microchip in my hand."

>>> >

>>> > The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he

>>> > decided he had to do something just as impressive.

>>> > He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned

>>> > with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside.

>>> > The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman

>>> > glanced around and said ................

>>> >

>>> > " B-jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!

>>>

A fax with skid marks lol.

Who ever sent the fax is one sick puppy lol.