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[joke] Would you rather
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Lose Facebook Would you rather have the healing factor of Wolverine or Strength of Superman. -
No problem. Enjoy it.
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A nice infographic on how long each itteration of the Dr has lived for in terms of viewing hours. http://www.wonderfulbook.co.uk/data/docdurations2.png
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[joke] Would you rather
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A snake...in particular, a grass adder. People leave me alone, I leave them alone, and I get the job done as I need too. In a survival situation, would you rather have a camping Axe with you, or a guaranteed fire starter with you. -
[joke] Would you rather
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@mac_shinobi did you read the rules? You can't pick arbitrary ones and do your own, you do the one most recently posted -
[joke] Would you rather
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Swim with sharks, because a punch on the nose and they don't come back for a bit. OK, would you rather only have 1 tablet which provides you with your daily calories and nutrients but never eat again, or eat what you like but it makes you add 1lb per fortnight which you can't lose. -
Tuxemon is an open source Pokemon clone, and it allows some great fusion monsters as well. Tuxemon I highly recommend the game as it is addictive as hell and you get some hilarious results from the fusions! Its online also, and you can wonder with friends. Great fun!
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Hmm...they changed their TOS from the announcement from the 21st...
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Sony may lose out a big proportion of upcoming profits by not agreeing to the EA subscription. Whilst many players are willing to shell out £55 separately for Battlefield, Fifa etc, the £5 a month for every game in their catalogue is too good to pass up. You also keep the games after the first year of the sub, so you could in theory download everything in their catalogue, then cancel after year one, and have 10-15 games for the price of 1, along with the 10% discount on all of the add ons and DLC etc.
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[joke] Would you rather
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An eagle, definitely. Such majestic creatures. Would you rather Be loved by co-workers but hated by the boss or Be loved by the boss but hated by co-workers -
[joke] Would you rather
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guessing its a bit extreme. OK Bedridden at ages 75-95, then finally dying OR Living with no disease until age 39, but then dying -
A nice infographic for your gardening, should you wish to grow fruit and veg! http://i.imgur.com/7rlevUc.jpg
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Hmmm....not sure about that...was happy as it was. Lol
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ICT Direct Fantasy Football 2014-2015
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scratch my last, I am in now -
ICT Direct Fantasy Football 2014-2015
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I can't register to the site, or atleast its taking its time emailing me my credentials. -
I should have done that but thought I exacted enough revenge
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[joke] Would you rather
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raw chilis any day of the week and live under water, provided I get the abilities of Aquaman. At least I wouldn't be lonely anyways as I could go to a beach Sliding down a Razor Blade on your Back into a Pool of Alcohol or Washing your face in some one else's spit -
[joke] Would you rather
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Apple - then ask for a Merger into MS and give MS majority shares. Would you rather have a nail file between your teeth filed until they were gone, or tooth picks under your toe nails and kick a wall until your toe nails were gone.. -
[pics] For the astronomers
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Pluto was good enough to be a planet when I went to school. lol -
Last night, the Mrs I went out with a friend to go to the cinema, and before we went, we stopped off in subway. There was a lady behind the counter who was talking on the phone, and we waited for around 5 minutes before politely saying we were waiting to be served (we were the only 3 in there). She said "Don't you see I am on the phone, its rude to interrupt." At this point, my blood was boiling but I remembered a greentext story where a guy made a subway which was so wet it fell apart. I decided to do the same. My mrs and friend went through the motions for their subways when we finally got served (15 mins after getting in there), and I decided it was time for a little payback for the rudeness. Here was my order (bare in mind, I normally have a salad bowl) Flatbread - so flimsy it can't hold any liquid. Meatball Marinara, with double sauce. At this point I asked for it to be microwaved instead of toasted, so that the flatbread steamed a little, as well as making it very floppy from the nicely heated marinara sauce. Salad, ahh how I love salads...I ordered the wettest ingredients I could see, so this was Tomatoes, Olives, Pepper, Sweetcorn and Lettuce. Sauces - This is where I went a bit overboard - I got the colours I figured would dye her clothes (specifically the white jeans she was wearing) the nicest colour. I got Barbecue, Southwest chipotle, Sweet onion sauce and teriyaki sauce. I topped it off with a triple helping of chili oil. When she came to close the sandwich, it literally fell apart, and exploded which covered her nice white jeans in a lovely dye of orange, brown, yellow and red. I finished up by saying I didn't want the sandwich to be remade and would prefer a salad bowl. Now, whilst my friend was bursting with laughter, my mrs told me off. Just thought I'd share.
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[joke] Would you rather
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hungry and variety. Variety is the spice of life. Would you rather have a nail file between your teeth filed until they were gone, or tooth picks under your toe nails and kick a wall until your toe nails were gone.. -
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Appreciate music and unable to compose. Smell like a durian fruit or have the skin texture of an orange. -
An infographic of the atmospheric compositions of the planets in our solar system (not including Pluto) http://i.imgur.com/zeQRe1w.jpg
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[joke] Would you rather
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Anywhere in time, go to the future, get medicines which will prolong life, learn outcomes of sports and lotteries, come back, profit. Use an ID card everytime you should enter a door, or ride a horse everywhere you went? -
[joke] Would you rather
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crinkle cut chips because the sauce can get in the grooves and stays on better Would you rather be a minimum wage worker in a job that will cause harm to your health, or be a street beggar in the 1800s.
