unixman_again

actress (nein is what the German actress said to the bishop)

candid

Funniest 11 things people said about Nigel Farage’s ‘Brexit betrayal’ march - I very much like the last video on the page

(Robert) Miles

Viscount (one for the teenagers)

font..

yuck!..

hoover

cents..

Yummy! Yummy! https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/d3mj8y/recipes-for-the-disgusting-food-that-kids-think-is-delicious

denim.

BOC (more cowbell!)

C21H23NO5 (heroin) Oooo! too hard! Let's go with slap

Oscar.

Paste.

lever.

Pie...

Twice..

Dion (The Winter's Tale)

Some good ideas here https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/03/07/mothers-ruined-have-some-hilarious-last-minute-ideas-for-world-book-day/

I'm tempted to apply https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/eternal-employment-in-gothenburg-sweden

Stanley (one for the teenagers)

Callan - it's great to see the swinging light bulb again.

icons.

We've got something a bit like this, but they are single desks. I don't know where they came from as they were supplied with the new building - three years ago. The verdict is they are pants. When I was first putting the monitors in, I closed one and it wouldn't open again as it was badly installed. I had to remove the whole gubbins and reinstall it. Two were missing the keyboard rest, which is level with the desktop. The installers didn't want to know. Within a couple of weeks, most of the edge veneer had come off. The caretakers got fed up with glueing it back on, so we gave up. Two of the pistons have failed, causing the lid to close and smash the monitor. https://www.mikeodwyerofficefurniture.co.uk/secure-flip-top-computer-desks/552-smart-top-ict-desks-single-user-computer-desks.html