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i know they're old gbut it gave me a giggle

surely you mean descend...tut tut you've changed

top draw stuff!

yes the ref did have a poor...very poor game..but thats because he sticks to uefa's continental rules, these differ from the premiership. had the ref been english maybe it would have been different. champions league has always been like this as most of europe is about pulling up on 50/50 challenges. watch the euros to see my point..or the spanish league lol!

2005 - liverpool - 3 nil down pulled back to draw and win on pens...more entertainment there

its ok i know you've got poor footie knowledge

men in black? frank? lol

benitéz barely spent 20 mil that season! reál were trying to be the harlem globetrotters..they've now got balance and their team plays some good football. barcelona have an ageing defence they're heading towards the direction of ac milan. bring on next season!

ive seen that before..shame its an ugly dog...looks like it flew into a bat when it was born

not really...porto 2004...liverpool 2005

and they did win it 5 times with killing anyone....heysel final we lost d'oh!

philtomo if you're going down that route then warn the lads of ice and snow on the runway

been a gym user 5 years im a lean mean 13 stone machine

i love watching john terry cry cuz hes a muppet! acts like a hard man on the pitch when in reality hes just a boy! nevermind chelsea might win that first european cup sometime in the future

Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T:D

Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there's still hope: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old (5-1/4") diskettes. After troubleshooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer had labeled the diskettes, then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels. 4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies. 5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and going across the room to close the door. 6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key. 7. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. 8. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally. 9. A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer." The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer - but his computer still couldn't "see" the printer. 10.An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the mouse! 11.Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?" 12.True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive. 13.Another IBM customer had troubles installing software and rang for support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and I had some problems with the disk, but I squeezed it in. When it said to put in the third disk - I couldn't even fit it in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1 first.

thanks for the reply but i managed to solve it as i posted the problem lol! incase anyone else has this its because business contact manager was installed from 2007 outlook and was conflicting with office 2003.

the 2 owen goals in the last few mins against arsenal..wow! i still remember when cantona scored against us in 96! i was only about 12!

it was the walk up those stairs to greet the royals etc when recieving the trophy. i gues its just showing how time is flying by and things change.

hi guys, one of the admin ladies purchased a laptop for her daughter. vista basic laptop and it had a trial of office 2007. i uninstalled this and installed office 2003. however, she brought the laptop back as it had an error when using office "office application version does not match" anyone know a cure for this? have you had this issue? thanks in advance

shouldnt you be ranting in the ffs lol or better...bbc 606?

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" "My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

how original lol

have you got a dvd recorder with firewire connection? we record straight from video camera to dvd via firewire!