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...my final day has arrived and at 12:23 my time will be up i don't envy any of you guys & gals(jewellery, jewellery, jewellery!);-) who're staying in the education sector, it looks as if its gonna be an interesting couple of years ahead and i'm glad TBH that i'm getting out ok, so going to work in the NHS isn't gonna be any easier but it'll be nice to work with adults again so this is it i'm off i am an ex-schools it technician:cool: no he's not he's just resting no seriously i'm leaving get off me no you cannot leave come back come baaaaaaaack aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! neb \runs screaming from the building

that would be surprised lady with big boobies neb

ok so i don't know if i'm going mad the above emoticon is supposed to be 'love' or whatever but all i see is a girl with long hair & big boobies am i going mad? neb \dribbling in a corner

yup, did that recently with 5 new laptops for cretins that had broken theirs they were most disappointed i hadn't left vista on for them neb

grats neb

yeah cos you all know that wales is the best c'mon how many baftas did you win last night? harry hill doesn't count because he is technically half fruitcake and half bananas i have arguments with the missus over the fact that i'm welsh despite the fact that i was born in yorkshire which isn't part of england BTW its an independent nation state, so nyer! no matter what she says - or you lot think for that matter boils down to a little word that can't really be translated into english hiraeth - roughly means a longing/desire for the homeland so whilst i've got it i'm a gog even though i live in south wales althought the clan came from wrecsam which isn't part of liverpool even though they've all got scouse accents now and you can buy dead cheap car stereos & hubcaps goddamn that coffees good, mmmmmmmmmm rocket fuel off to lie down in a darkened padded room before i fall off my tangent completely neb

when i read it on the reg i thought of a cab full of switches aaaaaaaaaaaagh i am a geek neb

i feel much better now i've BOFH'd the servers

whoa there! she's dead he's missing bit of respect for them as people eh? me & littleneb used to love watching smarteenies together lets see theres hans reiser and his missing wife the lovely middle class doctor couple who still haven't had to answer to social services why they left their kids alone in a room whilst on holiday yet working class families from dewsbury who leave their kids in the care of a family member get screwed by the media and polis etc going off on major tangent, but sod it i'm now in bad mood wheres that server reset switch

groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan!

i left mine on his desk & sent an email on friday bugger em 'grats on the NZ trip not jealous at all i'm off to work with grown ups in the NHS make a nice change from working with & for children (they know who they are, gits!) neb

stand up straight take your hands out of your pockets comb your hair girl nah, you look fine good luck with the interview neb

and thats why i'm not a programmer doh! neb

:Dwrong, so wrong tee hee:D neb

thats one way of sorting out a mouse problem neb i'll get my coat

i wish i had the balls to do something like that but the missus took em off me and won't let me have em back but seriously, i hope it all goes to plan i'll be the one turning green with envy neb

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7303288.stm ah them were the days degauss for timetravel effect 10 print neb is fab 20 goto 10 run feeling all warm & melty now but that could be the buns the kids gave me to go with my coffee must dash theres an elephant called arthur having password problems neb

i'd love to take a look but the bloody county web filter is playing up can't look at it cos its got 'huge' in the title can't lookup a route to milford haven cos its got 'milf' in it tried looking up little girls birthday cakes (ickle nebarina is 2 on friday) 'girls' is forbidden, but little boys is fine? (the head of ICT must be a catholic priest then) thank god i don't need to get to scunthorpe, eh? neb /hating websense

techguy just been iced by witch brill start to friday neb

love it

i prefer to use the cluebat, often with mr memory nail inserted jauntily at the end neb

...let that be real neb

Bogall Sodding Future?

I had an LML Star Deluxe - Indian Vespa Clone Beautiful she was too, till some scrote in a white van cut me up on a roundabout and i went into the back of him lost the scoot & nearly lost use of my right hand which would have been a major disaster as the missus threatened to divorce me as we were expecting the heiress to the neb empire! two & a half years on i've yet to get back on 2 wheels (or get my compo for that matter!) one day i'll be back with another vespa clone but this time with a sidecar for my little girl to ride in god i miss it though sometimes neb

sounds like they want the moon on a stick as well at least i don't feel so underpaid and hard done by neb