[website] WOULD YOU SURVIVE A NUKE ?

[mattx]

Stick in your post code.....

 

would i survive a nuke .com

[tech_guy]

Cool...

 

"You're alive! ... but not for long.

 

The heat from the blast has caused head to toe second degree burns.You'll probably die within the coming weeks from radiation sickness...."

 

Great. Thanks. That's cheered me up after a bad week at work.

[mattx]

Cool...

 

"You're alive! ... but not for long.

 

The heat from the blast has caused head to toe second degree burns.You'll probably die within the coming weeks from radiation sickness...."

 

Great. Thanks. That's cheered me up after a bad week at work.

 

Well I'm nursing a bottle of red this evening - and I've been off 3 days [ leave ] ......but still scripting away various programs in the evening - how sad is that ?

Managed a few hours on MW3 this PM though.

[edutech4schools]

Yay I live just on the outside edge of the bast. I'll get a packet of marshmallows added to the emergency food box.

[glennda]

I'm dead...

[mattx]

I'm sorry to hear that Gelnnda, hope you get better soon.....

[glennda]

I'm sorry to hear that Gelnnda, hope you get better soon.....

 

lol i'm within distance of London, Crawley, Littlehampton, aldershot and slough!

[mattx]

Face it, Slough deserves to be nuked. I should know, I worked there for a year once.

Christ, thats going back over twenty years thinking about it.....Excuse me while I go off and get depressed for a while.....

[CyberNerd]

Alive! but do you want to be?

You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!

 

 

yay!!!

[glennda]

Face it, Slough deserves to be nuked. I should know, I worked there for a year once.

Christ, thats going back over twenty years thinking about it.....Excuse me while I go off and get depressed for a while.....

 

thats before i was born i'm the furthest away from that! Crawley (gatwick really) is my closest!

[mattx]

Thanks - that makes me even feel more depressed now !!

[glennda]

Thanks - that makes me even feel more depressed now !!

 

Sorry!!!

 

Just think - i current line manage somebody who has a son who is older then me!

[featured_spectre]

I would survive all but the dinosaur extinction meteor.

[sted]

Face it, Slough deserves to be nuked. I should know, I worked there for a year once.

Christ, thats going back over twenty years thinking about it.....Excuse me while I go off and get depressed for a while.....

and if you nuke london just think less bankers and politicians that should make the world a much better place

[X-13]

Population: >100k

# of cities: 1

 

Meteor = Dead.

Tsar Bomba/Castle Bravo = Alive, but not for long.

Peacekeeper/Fatman = Alive.

 

 

12 miles from Westminster... I need to move.

[TechMonkey]

I'd be ok as long as they were only tossing around 15 megatons at a time. Though the rumour round these parts were that as we have a small but usable port near us we were a target. Most peoples idea seemed to be pack up the car, park in the port and watch the light show. Better to get it over and done with minimum fuss

[MK-2]

does it just base it on a nuke falling on the nearest cities to you? if so, i'm dead if it lands in nottingham, and similarly dead if it lands in birmingham, leicester or sheffield.

the more telling question is what happened to judgement day for the robots to decide sheffield and nottingham were a threat!

[Domino]

welp, I'm boned.

[korifugi]

does it just base it on a nuke falling on the nearest cities to you? if so, i'm dead if it lands in nottingham, and similarly dead if it lands in birmingham, leicester or sheffield.

the more telling question is what happened to judgement day for the robots to decide sheffield and nottingham were a threat!

 

Strangely enough though - Derby is mostly fine. Obviously not important enough (What about Rolls Royce though?)

 

Alive! but do you want to be?

You live in the middle of no where or are lucky. The planet isnt looking good though. Get ready for some great skiing in the incoming nuclear winter!

[MK-2]

Strangely enough though - Derby is mostly fine. Obviously not important enough (What about Rolls Royce though?)

 

Exactly, with the 18 arms the people of Derby would each grow the Rolls Royce output would be phenomenal. Either that or the cyborgs just decided to go with a different engine

[sonofsanta]

If I'm at work, I die a slow agonising death from second degree burns and radiation poisoning.

 

If I'm at home, I'm completely fine.

 

Do you reckon the Head will sign that off as a reason to permanently work from home?

[korifugi]

Exactly, with the 18 arms the people of Derby would each grow the Rolls Royce output would be phenomenal. Either that or the cyborgs just decided to go with a different engine

 

Exactly - I'm annoyed that good industrial business is always going out to other countries. If there's going to be an uprising of computers against their human opressors I'd like to think we'd at least get some of the business

[K.C.Leblanc]

Yes, but since it would mean the complete destruction of Swindon I'd consider it to be a noble death.

[Oaktech]

i'm dead... unless i'm at my boss's house... he lives less than 4 minutes away from a convenient nuclear bunker!

[MK-2]

Exactly - I'm annoyed that good industrial business is always going out to other countries. If there's going to be an uprising of computers against their human opressors I'd like to think we'd at least get some of the business

 

I wonder if any skilled polish cyborgs will be brought over. [/wildlyofftopic]