Such fun aka simple things please simple minds :)

[MK-2]

I can't help it. It's winding down for half term so I've been on Omegle, which is a chat site that puts two random people together and someone chooses a topic and you talk about it. I end up playing the Jesus loving person (every answer involves how Jesus loves you). See how long the other person lasts before getting bored.

 

Yes it's childish, so sue me

[cromertech]

Childish, yes but I had to laugh at that. I don't think I'd be able to keep it up for long as atheism doesn't lend itself to copious quoting of the bible

[MK-2]

I don't quote anything. But pretty much any question posed is answered with

Jesus wouldn't approve, or Have faith in Jesus.....

 

It's either that or just go Grammar Nazi'ing around. You know:

- hi were r u

- I'm sorry I'm having trouble understanding that last sentence, could you perhaps put it in a structured form I might understand

[MK-2]

i love doing the Jesus thing for a while, then just throwing in a curveball. One question was how do you survive a break up. i went with having faith in jesus etc for a few mins then just put in "unless you screwed her sister, then you're in trouble and jesus aint stepping in" and left

[JoeBloggs]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: m or f

 

You: m

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MK-2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: m or f

 

You: m

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You have a way with the ladies I see

[JoeBloggs]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: m or f

 

You: m

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

They'll be mine next time!!

[MK-2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: 23m,delhi

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: oh great, i was wondering if you could help me. i've been having trouble with my router recently, i've tried rebooting it but i still get intermittent errors

 

Stranger: asl

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: adsl actually. its the 20mb from BT. do i need to replace the router?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

I'm going to hell, but at least I'll be warm

[36Degrees]

I'm going to hell, but at least I'll be warm

 

You'll also probably be amongst friends, most of them from EduGeek!

[Rawns]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: 23m,delhi

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: oh great, i was wondering if you could help me. i've been having trouble with my router recently, i've tried rebooting it but i still get intermittent errors

 

Stranger: asl

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: adsl actually. its the 20mb from BT. do i need to replace the router?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

I'm going to hell, but at least I'll be warm

 

 

AHAHAHAHA!

[X-13]

I can't help it. It's winding down for half term so I've been on Omegle, which is a chat site that puts two random people together and someone chooses a topic and you talk about it. I end up playing the Jesus loving person (every answer involves how Jesus loves you). See how long the other person lasts before getting bored.

 

Yes it's childish, so sue me

 

Claim you own a horse or inform them you've put on your wizard hat and robe.

[witch]

...or inform them you've put on your wizard hat and robe.

 

What do you mean, put them on - I ALWAYS wear them