Secret Santa - help

[garethEds]

God to get a pressie for a male PE teacher aged 35 by tomorrow morning. I've been off work ill so not been out to get anything. Not even thought about it.

 

Any ideas?

 

Something cheesy? Something fun?

 

Gareth

[bladedanny]

One of those footballs on a dog lead?

[jamesreedersmith]

alcohol?

[garethEds]

One of those footballs on a dog lead?

 

What is that then? Will I get one in Tesco?

 

Gareth

[garethEds]

Well his wife is expecting a baby - so I suppose alcohol and a cigar would be a good idea.

 

Gareth

[tech_guy]

For the baby? Way to go!

[teejay]

Well, for a PE teacher you could always get him a second brain cell, he'd have to change subjects though....

 

Edit: Here ya go http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/products/braincell.html

Edited December 16, 2010 by teejay

[Admiral208]

if its a male, and secret santa, you have to think much more silly. Rubber chickens are always funny, a mug where there is a woman on the front and when you put hot water in her clothes disappear, a turkey baster, any childrens toy is good.

[tumbleweed]

Cactus !

[solitaire89]

One of our male teachers this year got a mankini as a secret santa present - he's been banned from participating in the school swimming gala next year...

[Sirbendy]

Someone a few years back got me a dell box..with a lacy thong in it! (ladies). Didn't half chafe, too.

[tommej]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0yVomcFM9VmOqM:http://s8.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/43F89A6A.jpg&t=1

 

and a x-large jockstrap

[machin05]

Nerf Gun FTW

[LosOjos]

I'm of the opinion that a secret santa gift is the perfect opportunity to take the pish. I try to find a personality trait with the person and get them something which reflects it (but in a fun way, not offensive). But, as you're running out of time, silly/pointless presents are best.

 

http://thehut.pantherssl.com/productimg/0/600/600/53/30002353-1288184108-982000.jpg

Inflatable Afro | IWOOT

 

BTW, Debenhams and BHS tend to have good secret santa sections this time of year (I don't know if that's what they call them, but they're shelves loaded with cheap random tat!)