[news] How to get off a busy train

[MK-2]

The BBC have an article on how to get off of a busy train, but for the life of me I can't find the advice "let out a sphincter whistle and passengers will part like the Red Sea".....strange.....

 

 

BBC News - Who, what, why: How to get off a busy train

[GREED]

Dear... God... does this really need an investigation, I thought it was obvious...

 

Having said that, I always remember a government research task into how to open a bag of crisps properly...

[MK-2]

I was kind of hoping the BBC article on "do the poor have a right to benefits in posh areas" would just be a case of YES or NO as the whole article.

Any article with a question should have that, it makes it much easier......

 

Was Hitler right to kill millions of Jews....click link......NO

 

job done

[GREED]

Should Jeremy Kyle be dropped from a great height... YES NO?

 

Obvious really!

[webman]

Should Jeremy Kyle be dropped from a great height... YES NO?

 

Obvious really!

 

Not really. The answer depends on how high and how hard the landing surface is

[Guest Guest]

Whats the problem? The japs seem to have mastered it YouTube - Japanese Train Pusher

[GREED]

Not really. The answer depends on how high and how hard the landing surface is

 

And how often...

[SYNACK]

There is another way to get off a train quickly, yelling "I have a bomb" will get you escorted off the train in very short order by either kind members of the general public or the police.

[GREED]

There is another way to get off a train quickly, yelling "I have a bomb" will get you escorted off the train in very short order by either kind members of the general public or the police.

 

Document that for us next time

[SYNACK]

Document that for us next time

 

I've heard it works on planes too

[GREED]

I've heard it works on planes too

 

Or apparantly if you own a printer...

[SYNACK]

Or apparantly if you own a printer...

 

Only an hp one, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere about hp toner costing a 'bomb'

[tech_guy]

I find that muttering "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar" repeatedly to yourself makes getting on and off crowded vehicles a synch.....

[GREED]

Only an hp one, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere about hp toner costing a 'bomb'

 

And you get white toner... hahaha