[joke] This girl came up to me and said she recognised me from vegetarian club...

[Fatmas]

I was confused, I'd never met herbivore....

[6Foot2]

While in court I saw a Judge who had lost both of his thumbs.

 

I asked one of the lawyers how one should address the Judge.

 

He replied "Justice Fingers"

 

 

[Radio 1 yesterday]

[Fatmas]

True story:

 

Me and the missus actually tried joining a vegetarian club last week but they wouldn't lettuce in.

When we did manage to get in, all the vegans would turnip late.

 

Seriously though.. Meat, vegetables...I don't carrot all. I'll eat whatever until there isn't mushroom left in my stomach.

[localzuk]

groan!!!

[webman]

The bank called me this morning and said I had outstanding balance. "I know!" I replied, "I've not fallen over for years!"

[Zenden]

have you heard the one about the butter? cant tell you, you might spread it!

 

....and if you dont like that, I have got some crap ones too!