quarantined !!!

[mjs_mjs]

A staff member came to me and arth with an infected USB drive, contained within a quarantined device. Ingenius. Symantec Anti-virus 10.0 here we come.

[elsiegee40]

Hope you put the surgical mask on before opening that!

[arthur231283]

I made sure I used some antibacterial hand gel to help stop the spread of infection

[tech_guy]

That's no good - those pesky viruses can jump now, you know!

[elsiegee40]

Surely this thread should be in the security forum for safety's sake?!

[K.C.Leblanc]

At my old school the NM presented a cat 5 cable in a sealed bag to the staff saying it was being sent off for DNA testing.

 

The reason why, oh someone had looped the network, in the staff room.

[AngryTechnician]

Brilliant.

[Disaster]

At my old school the NM presented a cat 5 cable in a sealed bag to the staff saying it was being sent off for DNA testing.

 

The reason why, oh someone had looped the network, in the staff room.

 

That's brilliant!

Like when parents say they're going to call the police when the kids wont go to bed.

[danrhodes]

Warning USB Virus ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!!

 

http://willfulcaboose.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hazmat1.jpg

[contink]

I'll stop laughing eventually ... Classic!... :D

[maniac]

Dunno whether to laugh of cry. Were they joking or were they serious thou, that is the question?

[synaesthesia]

classic

 

You should have probably held it up at arms length in front of whoever gave it to you, tutted, sucked air in through your teeth and exclaimed "Sheesh - I'm afraid we're going to have to kill it. Kill it with fire."

 

Just imagining the scene at the end of Shaun of the Dead now