My epitaph

[azrael78]

C:\>ping 127.0.0.1

 

Pinging 127.0.0.1 with 32 bytes of data:

Request timed out.

 

Az

[Mako]

My dad wants, "They buried me upside down so the world can kiss my ar$e."

 

I'd have something like "Kicked from the server" or "Permanently out to lunch".

 

I'd like to think I'm too young to think of such things, but another one that comes to mind is simply "Lag".

[tommccann]

Done to death by a banana,

It wasn't the fruit that laid him low,

But the skin of the thing that made him go.

[jamesreedersmith]

Fatal Error

[creese]

It wasn't the cough that carried me off,

It was the coffin they carried me off in.

[BatchFile]

Can you just...

 

or

 

4866-4588-4424

General failure converting O2 to CO2

[Mcshammer_dj]

I now have time to listen to your requests.....

[Mcshammer_dj]

"just look at what your demands caused to happen.."

[Pete10141748]

"Why didn't I think of this sooner?"

 

LOL

[CHR1S]

It was the beer that killed me, I didnt see the blasted Fosters lorry!

[Pete10141748]

"If Heaven turns out

To be True

I'll give them warning

About you

 

If to Hell I'm sent

For what I've done

I'll tell them that

You're lots of fun"

[Arcath]

[nomedia=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHFsJqIFyWg]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

[6Foot2]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Dave.

[ICT_GUY]

Top 11.

 

11. Born: 1337

Died: 1337

10. I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

9. LAST POST!

8. I told you Wizard needed food... badly

7. It's just a flesh wound.

6. Well, at least this is bigger than my cubicle.

5. Failed saving throw

4. Universe Man beat Person Man

3. It was indeed a good day to die (in Klingon). This I will leave in my will.

2. No Seatbelt FTL

1. Dammit, Jim, he wasn't a doctor!

[featured_spectre]

Here lies poor colour blind jed

Who though the lights were green

when they were red

[ICT_GUY]

“Goodbye World”

“Respawn in 10… 9… 8…”

“shutdown -h now”

“shutdown -r now if he is a Buddhist”

“Hashes to hashes, struct to struct.”

“404 Life not found”

“rm -rf /dev/body mv /dev/soul ../“;

* A screen shot of a “BSOD”

* $> /dev/null

 

 

 

“Pwned”; obvious but classic!

“OMG H4x”

“Damn Lag”

“LAST POST!”

“Exceeded TTL”; TTL= Time To Live"

“EPIC FAIL”

“Fatal Error”

 

(A)bort, ®etry, (I)gnore?

 

“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”

[Pete10141748]

Now I lay thee down to rot

Alone here in this cardboard box

And decomposed thy limbs shall be

All gangrenous and maggoty

 

(But still, it beats the 9-to-5

that I endured when I was alive)

[alan-d]

Suicide bombers training school sucks!!!

 

or

 

Fix it yerself - I'm busy!

[6Foot2]

Do you wish to continue? (Y/N) N█

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Connection reset by host

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Hashes to hashes

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[cl0n3]

:'(

 

or

 

0: )

[alan-d]

I told you to update Sophos!

[BandyQuill]

'Delayed Write Failed'

 

'C: Corrupt'

[ICT_GUY]

How about just a sound generator and a little speaker giving Repeating short beeps? Or 2 short beeps?

[Arcath]

This is what happens when you un plug the coffee machine

[contink]

I took it with me...