Sex with a squid? I mean... come on.....

[garethEds]

This in our local evening rag today.... makes you wonder what drives people to look at this sort of thing:

 

Swansea man accused of possessing image of someone having sex with a squid

 

GJE

[webman]

Bossman and I were wondering - did he access it via a proxy server?

[tech_guy]

There are a whole loads of jokes and double entendres that spring to mind but just for once I'll control myself and not post them.

[webman]

just for once I'll control myself and not post them.

 

I'm concerned. Are you feeling OK?!?

[garethEds]

Bossman and I were wondering - did he access it via a proxy server?

 

Oh flip - that took me a while to get..... I'm sitting there scratching my head and then !!!!

[bossman]

@garethedmondson:

 

Also does he now have access to "tentacle Support"

[garethEds]

@garethedmondson:

 

Also does he now have access to "tentacle Support"

 

I must be tired (sever insomnia) - but that one does go over my head. :doh:

[bossman]

@garethedmondson:

 

Now it has gone to the Crown prosecution does this mean in real terms that he will be up before the "Beak"

[webman]

Jeb's Jobs animated video. Hello. Mr Octopus? Oh I get it, Tentacle Support? Still not funny!

[bossman]

@garethedmondson:

 

"tentacle" as in Squids arms and "technical" as in IT technical support!!

 

Does that shed any light?

[tmcd35]

I've just read that article - It's says a 'Dead animal, namely a squid/octipus'. Dead? (not that the squid being alive would have been any better - but really, dead?).

 

I wonder what the accused would make of a prawn cocktail

[sidewinder]

Interesting that reading down hes also being tried for the ever so slightly worse charge of possessing indecent images of children, yet the paper decided to go with the 'comedy' squid headline

[bossman]

@sidewinder:

 

Yes I agree with you on this one but that is the media for you

[jcollings]

Surely the charge is possesion of prawnography

[bossman]

@All:

 

Apparently so I am led to believe the genitalia of some ocean going creatures are quite likened to that of the human female anatomy, I did glean this info from seafarers I worked with when I did a short spell in the merchant navy and worked with the fishermen on board fishing trawlers.

 

I never encountered any fisherman who would back it up with facts but maybe I was being a little naive.

 

Sounds a little fishy to me hehe!!

[CAM]

Brings a new meaning to prawn cocktail.

[StewartKnight]

you're squidding right!

 

I been out with some right trouts, but this take the biscuit

 

Next it'll be a penguin.... or am I taking the whole Linux thing too far here???

[laserblazer]

I always fancied Marina from Stingray. Is that as bad?

[bossman]

@all:

 

It may just all be a "drop in the ocean" he maybe a "Whitby Cobbler" who has gone "overboard" hehe!!

[bossman]

@all:

 

Could be the overt character called "Ned Flanders" out of the Simpsons as he always comes out with "Squiddley diddley"

[webman]

It may just all be a "drop in the ocean" he maybe a "Whitby Cobbler" who has gone "overboard" hehe!!

 

No, I don't 'ink so.

[tmcd35]

Weeeelll, It brings a whole new meaning to 'spilling your ink' (EDIT: or should that be 'get me goat' to keep in with the animal theme? ) Edited March 4, 2010 by tmcd35

[laserblazer]

It was his mate's fault for paying back the sick squid he owed him.

[synaesthesia]

On a serious note though, it's fairly bad reporting.

 

This guy had pictures of people going at it with various animals in various states of life (or not) and child porn.

 

 

 

Obviously the latter isn't important enough these days. Squid. Obviously it makes for a better headline.

[laserblazer]

Hopefully, the courts will be better focussed!