mattx Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Top Tip For You All: Don't plug an electric heater to dry your wet motorcycle gear on the same circuit as already dodgy UPS......... If you do then get ready for lots of "AVR Boost Active" messages popping up in the event viewer......
bossman Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 @all: Here's another top tip also: "Don't eat yellow snow" this one is for all of you going to snowy climes for Christmas hehe!! :) 1
OutToLunch Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Never tie your shoelace in a revolving door 1
laserblazer Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Peg a large rectangular sheet of blue tinted polythene onto your lawn. People in 'planes will think you have a swimming pool. 1
mattx Posted November 23, 2009 Author Posted November 23, 2009 Make your neighbours think you are an alien by wrapping yourself in baco foil, whilst standing in your back garden in the middle of the night pointing to the stars whilst making beeping noises..... 1
SteveBentley Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Make your neighbours think you are an alien by wrapping yourself in baco foil, whilst standing in your back garden in the middle of the night pointing to the stars whilst making beeping noises..... Is the use of silver car paint optional? 1
bossman Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Don't shove cucumbers through your next door neighbours letterbox and shout "help help I think the martians have landed"
tech_guy Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Don't make the mistake I did yesterday and naively sit in a coffee shop in Amsterdam and wonder why the people in there were smoking very long funny looking cigarettes....
mac_shinobi Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) Never use a parachute that opens on impact Edited November 23, 2009 by vikpaw rewording
elsiegee40 Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Make your neighbours think you are an alien by wrapping yourself in baco foil, whilst standing in your back garden in the middle of the night pointing to the stars whilst making beeping noises..... ...especially during a thunderstorm
K.C.Leblanc Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Don't tell women you have 6 external I.P. addresses, they won't be impressed.
mattx Posted November 23, 2009 Author Posted November 23, 2009 Don't tell women you have 6 external I.P. addresses, they won't be impressed. They might be if you say it's ip version 6.....
K.C.Leblanc Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 They might be if you say it's ip version 6..... No they won't.
mattx Posted November 23, 2009 Author Posted November 23, 2009 No they won't. How about if you say it's a Class A address......then they may start ripping their clothes off and bowing at your feet.....
elsiegee40 Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 How about if you say it's a Class A address......then they may start ripping their clothes off and bowing at your feet..... believe me... and I'm a female tech ...they won't
tech_guy Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 The only time women have ripped their clothes off when I was around was because they were on fire....I told my friend using petrol to start a soggy barbecue wasn't a good idea. 1
Guest TheLibrarian Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 The only time women have ripped their clothes off when I was around was because they were on fire....I told my friend using petrol to start a soggy barbecue wasn't a good idea. You really should stop setting them on fire.
korifugi Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 The only time women have ripped their clothes off when I was around was because they were on fire....I told my friend using petrol to start a soggy barbecue wasn't a good idea. I think you're looking for the wrong type of 'hot babe'
SpuffMonkey Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Here's another tip - don't buy a second hand electric shower and plumb it in yourself - then take a shower without testing it - teacher here did it last week - and found it a "shocking" experience (literally) - still twitching from the after effects and big bump on the head where he hit the loo on his way to the floor...
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