6Foot2 Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
localzuk Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 (edited) Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Well, not specifically offensive, but wrong on a few points The issue with numbers is Dyscalculia not Dyslexia, Manic-Depression is the same as Bipolar. Edited July 27, 2009 by localzuk
6Foot2 Posted July 27, 2009 Author Posted July 27, 2009 Well, not specifically offensive, but wrong on a few points The issue with numbers is Dyscalculia not Dyslexia, Manic-Depression is the same as Bipolar. My technician pointed out these flaws just as I was clicking the 'Submit new thread' button.
mac_shinobi Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 My technician pointed out these flaws just as I was clicking the 'Submit new thread' button. I just found it funny - I wasn't too fussed about the errors etc
Guest richard_s Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I just found it funny - I wasn't too fussed about the errors etc Same here
localzuk Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I just found it funny - I wasn't too fussed about the errors etc Yes, but i'm a fussy git
apoth0r Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Little-Miss Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I've got this on my phone! It's great. I also have one about a certain F word.... Dyscalculia? So there is a number dyslexia? I may have to look this up......*few minutes later* Wow, i may have a label!? lol
mac_shinobi Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) Yeah - does your phone sound like this .... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP
apoth0r Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 My phone will be going out the window, role on next month when i can renew my contract and get rid of this piece of garbage (w910i)
mac_shinobi Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 My phone will be going out the window, role on next month when i can renew my contract and get rid of this piece of garbage (w910i) makes 2 of us and yes I know there is the HTC range but me thinks I will stick with the new iphone seeing as I use itunes and apple etc
Haptic Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 makes 2 of us and yes I know there is the HTC range but me thinks I will stick with the new iphone seeing as I use itunes and apple etc cant you use Itunes on windows mobile then ?
apoth0r Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'll be looking at the HTC option, loved it the last time i had one. Or the N97 maybe, not fussed just something that doesn't turn itself off when you lose signal!! Simon - think the latest release of Itunes stops other devices from 'being an Iphone' if you get what I mean. So don't think you can anymore, silly Apple :S
mac_shinobi Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'll be looking at the HTC option, loved it the last time i had one. Or the N97 maybe, not fussed just something that doesn't turn itself off when you lose signal!! Simon - think the latest release of Itunes stops other devices from 'being an Iphone' if you get what I mean. So don't think you can anymore, silly Apple :S correct - it was apart of the last itunes update where because palm pre were making there phones being detected like an ipod / iphone apple had to update itunes to stop this Apple ends Palm Pre's iTunes charade ? The Register
Haptic Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I'll be looking at the HTC option, loved it the last time i had one. Or the N97 maybe, not fussed just something that doesn't turn itself off when you lose signal!! Simon - think the latest release of Itunes stops other devices from 'being an Iphone' if you get what I mean. So don't think you can anymore, silly Apple :S if the phone is running windows mobile doesnt itunes just think its the same as a pc and run, I understand that other phones that dont run windows will be blocked, if not then typical of Apple being B@$%£$^$£ again, lol
Little-Miss Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I HATE!! my Omnia...think i got it till April....is there anyway i can change it earlier?!
mac_shinobi Posted July 27, 2009 Posted July 27, 2009 I HATE!! my Omnia...think i got it till April....is there anyway i can change it earlier?! pay off the remainder of your contract and get a new contract if the phone is running windows mobile doesnt itunes just think its the same as a pc and run, I understand that other phones that dont run windows will be blocked, if not then typical of Apple being B@$%£$^$£ again, lol Think its more to stop people connecting any digital media device and copying over copyrighted music onto them otherwise you could just do the same with memory sticks / hard drives etc etc and copy your friends itunes stuff between computers etc At least thats the angle I think apple are coming from - could be wrong
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