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Posted

Just found this online:

 

Link

 

It has 10 questions. I took the whole test and my result was: 80%: Therapy could help. I don't think that it should be taken too literally. I am just interested in what other Edugeekers who might care to take the same test find?

Posted
It's not subtle enough, you get the "it's a spoof alarm" on the 4th one or so.

 

It took you until the fourth?

 

Sickness quotient, 61% apparently. Even on spoof tests I'm disturbingly sane.

Posted
It took you until the fourth?

 

Hey, I'm trying to get Vista deployment working on the other screen, I'm not paying much attention :p

Posted

Test Results

 

Sickness Quotient: 50%

Congratulations! At a 50% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

* Interpersonal Insights

You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

 

* Job Performance & Attitude

Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket

 

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.

Posted

hi all well I've always known it:

 

Sickness Quotient: 99%

WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

* Interpersonal Insights

Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

 

* Job Performance & Attitude

You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

 

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

 

:) :) ;)

Posted

Sickness Quotient: 50%

Congratulations! At a 50% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

* Interpersonal Insights

You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

 

* Job Performance & Attitude

You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

 

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it. :troll::getmecoat:

Posted

Sickness Quotient: 94%

WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 94% is very disturbing.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

* Interpersonal Insights

You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

 

* Job Performance & Attitude

You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

 

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

To follow up on the original post I just saw this:

 

Are Rorschach tests really any good?

 

A short item which contains the following links:

 

[ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test]Rorschach test[/ame] [i started reading here but it got to be heavy going and I gave up!]

 

Scientific American: What's Wrong with This Picture? [i found this much more readable. Not exactly a quick read and I think I might read it again to allow it to 'soak in']

 

So no particular reason for posting this other than to follow up on a recent post.

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