tech_guy Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 I'm in the dying throes of completing my 30-page job evaluation questionnaire and I need some humour! Captions please: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45989000/jpg/_45989677_eclipse.jpg 1
DAckroyd Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 At this point we all realised we'd been given ounterfit 5 pound notes 2
Gonk Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Caption - like I said children, looking directly at the sun is perfectly safe... Sub Caption - "Arrrrrgggghhh...... my eyes! my eyes!" 1
CAM Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 After getting the caretaker to hang a new clock on the classroom wall, Mr Smith realised he had made a grave error in his spelling on the ordering form. 3
tmcd35 Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 If you hold these sweet wrappers in front of your eyes the whole world will turn into colour! 1
featured_spectre Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 the classes attempt at blocking the google earth satellite wasnt thought through very well... 3
Dos_Box Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 'The schools' measures for protecting the identity of it's pupils for online photos were getting increasingly draconian.' 3
tmcd35 Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Look kids now we all can run around the playground and pretend to be the Lone Ranger - Hi Ho Silver and Away....
contink Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 It was starting to dawn on the children that sticking this stupid bit of card on the foreheads was not going to improve their SATs scores
Mcshammer_dj Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 *bad Taste ALert* "yes Kids Genuine Micheal Jackson tickets for you all with backstage passes" 1
DrummerBoy Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Data protection goes to new heights in ensuring the privacy of each child in the classroom, by blanking their features.
tmcd35 Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Damn! I'm torn between which of the two threads I should post in? @SimpleSi - Here are the pinhole cameras you are after mate (http://www.edugeek.net/forums/our-advertisers/37928-15-cheap-digital-cameras-wanted.html)
CHR1S Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Mr Smith in a moment of brilliance thought " I know Ill call them Magic Eye Pictures" still no one could see the boat!
Mcshammer_dj Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 "and that children is the mushroom cloud produced from the new atom bomb"
bossman Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 *Another bad Taste Alert* Teacher to students "And this one is of me an the wife on Brighton nudist beach" (notice left hand in pocket!!!) :)
steve Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 After buying 25 tiny blackboards, Mr Woods grasp of personalised learning in brought into question. Or "These children are the staffs new licences to teach - see, not worth the paper they're written on!"
mac_shinobi Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 They really did make a big cut back because of the credit crunch - trying to read this font size 8 is really straining our eyes.
CAM Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 After being released from school, the Year 11 leavers wished they hadn't been released under the Freedom of Information Act.
FreeWill Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 "OK kids.. hold it there for a few minutes longer and your thought will appear" Gullible test for new students a hit amongst Staff.
DAckroyd Posted July 2, 2009 Posted July 2, 2009 "Congratulations Kid's, You all passed your GCSE's... don't worry that it looks like I made these certificates"
tech_guy Posted July 2, 2009 Author Posted July 2, 2009 "And that, children, is what a BSF school looks like...."
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