laserblazer Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline........... Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better Tesco Condoms - Every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk KFC Condoms - Finger licking good Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands Safeway condoms - Lightening the load Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough Halifax Condoms - Always giving you extra Coca Cola condoms - The real thing Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going and going Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop Burger King condoms - home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide' Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very, very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work Dom estos condoms - Gets right under the rim!!! Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that others just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best in the world Mars condoms - Pleasure you can't measure AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - The one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!) L'Oreal condoms - Because your worth it! Mr Muscle condoms - Loves the jobs you hate Mcdonalds condoms - Im loving it 1
Michael Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 Cadbury Condoms - A glass and a half full of joy Snickers Condoms - Get some nuts Toyota Condoms - Treat it with respect Muller Condoms - Lick the lid of life Heineken Condoms - Heineken. Get the head right and the rest will follow
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