Gatt Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' .... .... .... 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
tech_guy Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 D'oh it looks like I'm a candidate for the padded cell as I'd have gone for the bucket. I hate jokes like this!
mattx Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Don't they have showers in mental asylums then ?
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