mikeprice Posted March 20, 2022 Posted March 20, 2022 https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/20/britains-first-official-witch-claims-expenses-on-spells-and-potions-16309274/ And anyway Britain's first official witch!!!! what - I think we can all complain about THAT!!! 1
stevejp Posted March 22, 2022 Posted March 22, 2022 (edited) https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/20/britains-first-official-witch-claims-expenses-on-spells-and-potions-16309274/ And anyway Britain's first official witch!!!! what - I think we can all complain about THAT!!! “We’ve found a witch - may we burn her?” (Not referring to ‘our’ witch in any way, of course - thought I’d better make that clear…) Edited March 22, 2022 by stevejp
mikeprice Posted March 22, 2022 Author Posted March 22, 2022 “We’ve found a witch - may we burn her?” (Not referring to ‘our’ witch in any way, of course - thought I’d better make that clear…) Well - clearly not still - I admire your bravery for mentioning it I have a spare pond - where do I send it?? 1
elsiegee40 Posted March 22, 2022 Posted March 22, 2022 @witch you may need to keep an eye on this thread 3
mikeprice Posted March 22, 2022 Author Posted March 22, 2022 @witch you may need to keep an eye on this thread WHAT!!!! Look - everyone DUCK
stevejp Posted March 22, 2022 Posted March 22, 2022 WHAT!!!! Look - everyone DUCK Ducks aren’t so bad - it’s the frogs you have to watch… 1
DalekSec Posted March 23, 2022 Posted March 23, 2022 WHAT!!!! Look - everyone DUCK If she weighs the same as a duck.... she's a witch? 2
stevejp Posted March 23, 2022 Posted March 23, 2022 If she weighs the same as a duck.... she's a witch? At last!! - - - Updated - - - Just don't confuse Dorest and Devon ...and it might be a good ideas to spell Dorset correctly, while you're at it... 2
Boredguy Posted March 23, 2022 Posted March 23, 2022 At last!! - - - Updated - - - ...and it might be a good ideas to spell Dorset correctly, while you're at it... Na, I had to get a Mike Typo in there somewhere for the fun 1
witch Posted March 23, 2022 Posted March 23, 2022 Hmmmm - it is nonsense of course, there are many people who define their employment as such However, I'm not sure quite what to think about the "burn her" comments And whilst I do understand the origins of the "duck" as mentioned, I do wonder if it is time for a change.. So.. Mallard? Shelduck? Rubber?
DalekSec Posted March 23, 2022 Posted March 23, 2022 Hmmmm - it is nonsense of course, there are many people who define their employment as such However, I'm not sure quite what to think about the "burn her" comments And whilst I do understand the origins of the "duck" as mentioned, I do wonder if it is time for a change.. So.. Mallard? Shelduck? Rubber? Very Small Rocks? Churches? Cider! Cider?
stevejp Posted March 23, 2022 Posted March 23, 2022 Hmmmm - it is nonsense of course, there are many people who define their employment as such However, I'm not sure quite what to think about the "burn her" comments @witch: check out ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ and all will become clear… - - - Updated - - - Na, I had to get a Mike Typo in there somewhere for the fun You forgot the semi-colon… 1
mikeprice Posted March 24, 2022 Author Posted March 24, 2022 I dunno - I have a busy day and don;t check on a thread for a while and I come back and find I'm (sorry I;m) getting slagged off for some reason anyway - are frogs better or worse than ducks never heard of a princess kissing a duck better stay with frogs IMO - especially if some people thing I sometimes mistype (looks at keyboard and shudders) 3
witch Posted March 27, 2022 Posted March 27, 2022 @witch: check out ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ and all will become clear… - - - Updated - - - You forgot the semi-colon… Yes - i do know about Monty Python - I am that old that I can remember watching the series on TV and loving it! I was more surprised that someone on here, knowing who I am and what I can do - would even dare to talk about burning witches! (and I weigh a lot more than a duck!)
elsiegee40 Posted March 27, 2022 Posted March 27, 2022 Following this cool thing, you lot are really going to have to watch your backs now (literally) http://www.edugeek.net/forums/behind-red-door/27257-what-cool-thing-s-did-u-do-today-1468.html#post1946927 1
stevejp Posted March 27, 2022 Posted March 27, 2022 Following this cool thing, you lot are really going to have to watch your backs now (literally) http://www.edugeek.net/forums/behind-red-door/27257-what-cool-thing-s-did-u-do-today-1468.html#post1946927 ‘Gulp!’ If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my pond…
mikeprice Posted March 27, 2022 Author Posted March 27, 2022 Yes - i do know about Monty Python - I am that old that I can remember watching the series on TV and loving it! I was more surprised that someone on here, knowing who I am and what I can do - would even dare to talk about burning witches! (and I weigh a lot more than a duck!) look out everyone! DUCK (sorry)
stevejp Posted March 27, 2022 Posted March 27, 2022 look out everyone! DUCK (sorry) …and they accuse me of pushing my luck… 1
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