unusual description of a room to rent

[mikeprice]

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/56553119

 

Clearly I am not involved in this in any way - so I'm not advertising

 

just thought people might like to have a read

[Ketlane]

No comment.....

[caffrey]

Talking of unusual, take the 3d walkthrough of this place

[Zammo]

Talking of unusual, take the 3d walkthrough of this place

 

 

How did you find that?

[caffrey]

Resetera

 

(There's a hidden room in the basement with a full size room bath...)

Edited October 27, 2020 by caffrey

[ICTDirect_Dave]

Resetera

 

(There's a hidden room in the basement with a full size room bath...)

 

I just found this! It's wierd. Attached to the room with all the 'naughty' videos too!

 

Not in the basement though, it's some strange mid-level floor that is neither up nor down.

 

Hre's another one.

@sonofsanta shared this with me earlier.

 

https://www.houseofbrokers.com/details.php?mls=328&mlsid=394721#rslt

 

Don't read the description until you've gone through all the pictures. It spoils the reveal.

[synaesthesia]

Not sure what's worse, the description overall or the poor use of brackets just about bloody everywhere!

[Rob_D]

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/56553119

Clearly I am not involved in this in any way - so I'm not advertising

just thought people might like to have a read

Wait, so (if I'm reading this right) there are 9 people living in, presumably 4 of the house's 5 bedrooms? (unless a couple of them are living in outbuildings)

[mikeprice]

I just found this! It's wierd. Attached to the room with all the 'naughty' videos too!

 

Not in the basement though, it's some strange mid-level floor that is neither up nor down.

 

Hre's another one.

@sonofsanta shared this with me earlier.

 

https://www.houseofbrokers.com/details.php?mls=328&mlsid=394721#rslt

 

Don't read the description until you've gone through all the pictures. It spoils the reveal.

 

Hmmmm - guaranteed to appeal to a client with special tastes

[mikeprice]

WHen I have been looking for a house previously I have seen 2 weird things

 

first - chronologically - was a house in Bangor

 

very run down - but that was OK - downstairs had been converted to be open plan - with the chimney breasts left in the centre - could be nice once tidied up

 

Normal doors etc - normal front door at the front,double doors onto a steeply sloping garden at the rear - and narrow walkway alongside the house to get from front to back

 

which is important when you start wondering how in the name of $deity they had got an EIGHT FOOT CUBE of concrete into the kitchen/diner

seemed solid - and no sign it had been mode in situ - or built up in stages - and anyway how would you do it

 

never mind WHY!!!

 

 

Second thing was on Rightmove

 

I was browsing through houses in this area

 

found a nice looking house - detached, nice area, right price, right number of bedrooms etc etc etc

so looked at the pictures

 

all normal stuff - nice and tidy - clean and all that

 

until I got to the master bedroom

 

the bed was a normal king size bed

with posts at each corner - except they were a few feet higher than normal - probably 5 foot each - kinda like a half done 4 poster

and thick twisted ropes hung between each post forming something like a very loosely done wrestling ring

 

in the bedroom??

 

 

when they are taking photos???

 

anyway - I sent a link to my (now) wife - she was at work at the time - apparently that just about stopped the whole office - SOOO many different conversations and suppositions