[news] Who is going to be the first to install Windows X-Poo?

[unixman_again]

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/06/bill-gates-unveils-toilet-of-the-future-and-admits-he-really-loves-lavatories-8109420/

[Oddbod]

"Mr Clippy noticed your bowels are loose… do you want some help with that…?"

[sparkeh]

Windows for Workpoops?

[DJ-1701]

Well, the guy is flush with cache... and overflowing with ideas... it isn't a carp idea...

[korifugi]

Has he found a way to deal with bad smells?

 

Besides opening more windows that is?

[synaesthesia]

If it goes wrong, who volunteers to check the, ahem, "log" file?

[sparkeh]

If it goes wrong, who volunteers to check the, ahem, "log" file?

Well really they should be wiped regularly.

[DJ-1701]

Do these loos use the standard TCP/IP and the new TCP/IPoo protocols?

 

From what I understand they stream the content.

Edited November 12, 2018 by DJ-1701

[jthompson]

If it goes wrong, who volunteers to check the, ahem, "log" file?

 

In the event of a bloo screen of death, a dump will be left behind, should your cistern administrator wish to inspect it to determine the cause of the problem.

[korifugi]

What about disposals - are Weee regulations being accounted for?

[Oddbod]

Any difficulty in logging on?

[DJ-1701]

What happens when it stools? [emoji6]

[sparkeh]

What happens when it stools? [emoji6]

 

Just run the Windows troublepooper

[Oddbod]

Of course there'll be only a dribble of documentation…

[jthompson]

(the puns are getting dire 'ere).

[Oddbod]

cistern administrator

 

Chuckle! Cistern Administrators! That's a much better job title upgrade…

although a bit of a mouthful for those Assistant Cistern Administrators…

 

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat…"

Wise words from the Insistent Assistant Cistern Administrator…