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Diello

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D'oh! Thought I'd get away with using the @ instead of an a!

 

It was the best submission so far... had me in stitches hehe!

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Friez

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And we get in trouble for 'teacher bashing' on this board? HAH!

 

Complain about us all they will, their life only gets harder without our help because they lack the skills to do it themselves :D

srochford

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Its no wonder we're not highly regarded when they post complete rubbish consisting of grammital errors does make you laugh.

 

Not quite sure whether this is just ironic or if the mistakes are deliberate but none of this (either on the TES web site or Edugeek) helps.

 

I think it's reasonable to say that there are good and bad technicians and good and bad teachers (with all shades in between) and then just leave it at that otherwise we do end up descending to the level of small children calling each other names!

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tech_guy

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Q: How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: "Well, we'll need a couple of inset days, some disaggregated time, a meeting or two with our union reps, and a management point. Then we'll get the caretaker to do it".

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torledo

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D'oh! Thought I'd get away with using the @ instead of an a!

 

Just have to post it on TES then!

 

Say what you like about someo of the comments on TES...but atleast they're mod's as hung up on the use of mildly colurful language. OR as i like to say life-experience language. +1 to them on that score.

chrbb

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Groovyguzi what kind of username is that?:D:D

 

 

Just looked at his blog - greyhound's name. This man's done everything!!

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Q: How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

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ROFLMAO... even my other half will be weeing herself over that one... :)

 

Small note of irony though, they start it with a small thread and we go overboard with a 3 page one... Hmm... metal frame with lots of smashed glass and stones lying around me' thinks.. .:)

SpuffMonkey

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He's a language teacher (or was...) 'nuff said...!

 

One notes that his only experience teaching in schools was a 6 year stint 1965-71 - very relevant! I don't imagine they had many IT Techies back then.

glensc

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One notes that his only experience teaching in schools was a 6 year stint 1965-71 - very relevant! I don't imagine they had many IT Techies back then.

 

Oh and he's currently a partner in the company Camsoft, it just so happens that i had to install some of the software they supply a few months ago. Guess what... The installation instructions didn't work, had to work out a way of getting it to work on CC3 ( without totally relaxing security ) myself. Worse was finding out that using it I can create students in the same class with the same username and password, how's that going to work?

 

Still maybe he's opinion of techies stems from some not so good ones that he's worked with rather than a lot of good ones he hasn't.

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Gatt

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Is there any way I can get the BSF to outsource our technicians now?

 

The service ICTstaff described is better than what we get now.

 

Yeah we can talk to our techincians; but since they talk out of their arses and they are always sitting down, the responses are muffled at best.

 

Either that school is in a bad way or he is serioiusly misguided..

 

 

Or both.....

Sirbendy

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Aww, bless them.

 

What do you call a pair of teachers?

 

Almost a normal working year.

 

 

Why do technicians never need calendars?

 

Because the teachers count down the days for them.

 

 

I upset several people at a friends informal "get together"/house warming..she told me they were all trainee teachers.

 

So, we got into the swing of it, then I smiled and looked across, and asked "SO..tell me guys..why do you all want to work for only half the year then? A real job too much for you?"

 

Bearing in mind my missus is an ex-education tech as well, we were rather enjoying it..

mattx

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And one teacher who was particularly proud of his techie slagging has even posted his website URL... what a fool!

 

Unfortunately I cannot get to GrahamDavies » home from here :(

 

Your not missing much, just had a look at it and his other pages.

I don't think he has many friends, put it that way.....

Domino

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a quick hunt through the TES forums always leaves me on the brink of suicide, through despair for the human race...

 

 

...nope, changed my mind - discounted suicide in favour of killing everyone else

tech_guy

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a quick hunt through the TES forums always leaves me on the brink of suicide, through despair for the human race...

 

 

...nope, changed my mind - discounted suicide in favour of killing everyone else

 

ROFL - ACE POST

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I went back to read that thread again and realised it's the river under the bridge... ooh and look here comes a tech, I mean, goat... and look who jumps out... It's johnbrow... oops I mean a troll...

 

I have to say Gary is winning my vote... what a wonderful anti-troll attitude he has... LOL... :D

Domino

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No-one takes JB seriously

 

dammit - couldn't there be a notice to that effect, before i engaged him in an attempt at rationalisation....

dave.81

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I love these threads on TES just makes me chuckle. And our ict teachers love reading them and thinking just how wonderful our network must be compared to these staff.

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