mattx Posted March 13, 2008 Posted March 13, 2008 http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/17327/1200427820/sined.jpg
antoeknee Posted March 13, 2008 Posted March 13, 2008 How about: 2 atoms walking down the road and one suddenly stops, pats himself and says 'I think I've lost an electron' The other atom says 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I'm positive', says the first
Jackd Posted March 13, 2008 Posted March 13, 2008 sine waves, cosine, etc? Ah i see, i never noticed he was holding a picture of a sine wave!
Joanne Posted March 13, 2008 Posted March 13, 2008 I like jokes where you have to be smart to understand them
mattx Posted March 13, 2008 Author Posted March 13, 2008 Ah i see, i never noticed he was holding a picture of a sine wave! Nice to see you 'worked it out' - just like a mathematician with constipation...
Ryan Posted March 13, 2008 Posted March 13, 2008 I've always liked: Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Any idea how to drive this thing?" *gets coat, hails taxi*
mattx Posted March 13, 2008 Author Posted March 13, 2008 These are worse..... How do Monte Carloists do it? They do it randomly. How do Monte Carloists do it? They avoid repeated histories. How do Monte Carloists do it? They do it a large number of times.
mattx Posted March 13, 2008 Author Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem. A programmer gave parties a whirl And while at one did talk to a girl. She didn't stay long As it all felt so wrong: He opened with #!/usr/bin/perl. Edited March 13, 2008 by mattx
mattx Posted March 13, 2008 Author Posted March 13, 2008 This one is really bad..... Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"
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