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How about:

 

2 atoms walking down the road and one suddenly stops, pats himself and says 'I think I've lost an electron'

 

The other atom says 'Are you sure?'

 

'Yes, I'm positive', says the first

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Ah i see, i never noticed he was holding a picture of a sine wave!

 

Nice to see you 'worked it out' - just like a mathematician with constipation...

Posted

I've always liked:

 

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Any idea how to drive this thing?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*gets coat, hails taxi*

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These are worse.....

 

How do Monte Carloists do it? They do it randomly.

 

How do Monte Carloists do it? They avoid repeated histories.

 

How do Monte Carloists do it? They do it a large number of times.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: None. It's a hardware problem.

 

 

A programmer gave parties a whirl

And while at one did talk to a girl.

She didn't stay long

As it all felt so wrong:

He opened with #!/usr/bin/perl.

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This one is really bad.....

 

Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

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