ITWombat Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 on your own in a darkened room with a can of fizzy pop? No New Year invites, parties or pubs to visit? Well that about sums up my new years! So a certain pair of sisters never materialised, eh? They must have been out taking advantage of all that cheap car insurance
chrbb Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Or driving their partners to and from the local? Sorry chaps didn't realise I'd touched a raw nerve! Don Johnson? Why? All that hair spray and linen suits! Too pretty no woman wants a man prettier than herself.
localzuk Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 on your own in a darkened room with a can of fizzy pop? No New Year invites, parties or pubs to visit? Well that about sums up my new years! So a certain pair of sisters never materialised, eh? They must have been out taking advantage of all that cheap car insurance No, they came down before xmas...
torledo Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Or driving their partners to and from the local? Sorry chaps didn't realise I'd touched a raw nerve! Don Johnson? Why? All that hair spray and linen suits! Too pretty no woman wants a man prettier than herself. Ofcourse someone who merely looks like the great man and hasn't the charisma to pull off the pastel colours and white socks is appealing to no-one..... And in british wintertime 2007/08 that look is going to come across as a desperate caricature - but i'd have to give that person top marks for effort.
chrbb Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Mmmmm white socks on a man!!!! No wonder some women struggle to drive - having to cope with Don Johnson lookalikes and men in white socks all over the place, it's enough to put anyone off their driving. :pukeleft:
torledo Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Mmmmm white socks on a man!!!! No wonder some women struggle to drive - having to cope with Don Johnson lookalikes and men in white socks all over the place, it's enough to put anyone off their driving. :pukeleft: Sorry, it wasn't white socks...the 'Vice look was no socks and white shoes. Even better, eh ?!!! Not even Don Johnson could've pulled off white socks.
tech_guy Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 I got laid on new year's eve - mrs. tech_guy never fails to disappoint!
tech_guy Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 I do recall an epsiode of Miami Vice where Don wore a pair of designer shorts, sock and sandals. Hang on, it was the eighties. I was probably drunk on that cheap nasty fizzy lager they used to sell then.
torledo Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 I got laid on new year's eve - mrs. tech_guy never fails to disappoint! sorry tech_guy that doesn't count... The best advice I can give to young unmarried eduggekers.... If I may i'd like to pinch a line from that superb film Little Miss sunshine; Sleep with a LOT of women, not just one woman....a LOT of women. disclaimer: Ofcourse you should always use protection when undertaking the act(s) of promiscuity. :!:
tech_guy Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 I'm sorry, but after my skinfull of JD it was nothing short of a blobby miracle!
torledo Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 on your own in a darkened room with a can of fizzy pop? No New Year invites, parties or pubs to visit? Well that about sums up my new years! So a certain pair of sisters never materialised, eh? They must have been out taking advantage of all that cheap car insurance what, you mean the cheeky girls ? Last I heard they were shacked up with that Libdem twit with the wonky jaw....lemsip Opec i think his name was..... You know, used to date the ugliest weathergirl on telly, Sian 'zippy' Lloyd.
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tech_guy Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Does my previous post win a prize for the longest post!? ;-)
witch Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 I got laid on new year's eve - mrs. tech_guy never fails to disappoint! Given that you seem keen to share your entire life with us, even down to subjects that I bet Mrs tech-guy wishes you didn't, do let her post and us few female Edugeekers can get the lowdown on your performance. After all, you have just said that she disappointed you - but maybe it's you? In other words: do have some discretion for goodness sake! And as for sleeping with a lot of women - sorry but I don't want to!
chrbb Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Does my previous post win a prize for the longest post!? No the saddest! :toothy8:
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