[joke] Friday Fun

[korifugi]

Right - It's Friday, we're all tired and / or grumpy... so - time to lighten the mood...

 

NEWS FLASH! A cheese factory has exploded in France - Reports say d'brie is everywhere...

[Andrew_C]

With a very seductive voice a wife asks her husband, “Would you like to see Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”

 

“Yes,” says her husband, curiously.

 

She gives him a sexy little smile, unbuttons the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reaches down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulls out a crumpled $20 note.

 

He takes the crumpled note from her and smiles approvingly.

 

“Now,” she says, “would you like to see $50 all crumpled up?”

 

“Yes!” he says with enthusiasm.

 

She gives him another sexy little smile, pulls up her skirt and pulls a crumpled $50 note from a garter above her knee.

 

He takes the crumpled note and starts breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

 

“Now” she says, “Would you like to sees $50,000 all crumpled up?”

 

“YES,” he croaks, barely able to speak for excitement.

 

“Go look in the garage.”

[unixman_again]

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

 

Neither, it's my new iPhone.

[eyetea]

On the topic of cheese...

[abillybob]

My Sister bet me £100 that I couldn't make a car out of Spaghetti. Should of seen her face when I drove pasta.

[Mcshammer_dj]

I bought an alcoholic Ginger beer yesterday

 

he wasn't at all happy

[fairm010]

My Sister bet me £100 that I couldn't make a car out of Spaghetti. Should of seen her face when I drove pasta.

 

Scouse accent helps with this one.

[Mcshammer_dj]

Just been on a one in a lifetime Holiday

 

Never again

[rad]

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney

 

You're too small to smoke