Microsoft design the Smart Bra

[sparkeh]

Well it seems MS took me at my word when, in the thread on Sony's smart wig, I joked about smart boobs.

 

I give you the smart bra: BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

 

I give up...

[Gatt]

It's bound to go t-it's up... Edited December 4, 2013 by Gatt
**re-worded a word...**

[sparkeh]

It's bound to go t it's up...

I found that much funny than I should have done

[Gatt]

IT Support for them could be rather awkward too

[tmcd35]

IT Support for them could be rather awkward too

 

I don't know I like to think we can offer the breast support for all IT issues

[sparkeh]

IT Support for them could be rather awkward too

"If you could just pop in, I need to perform a pat test"

[Fleetwood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6rSsRuZ-rE

[bladedanny]

Let's hope there's no lack of support.

[Gatt]

"If you could just pop in, I need to perform a pat test"

Ah I see the problem: it needs a "Nano Induction Phased Polarised Logical Engagement" reset. Now the button is located just insi..**Oowww**

[JRowley]

Lets just hope the NSA aren't able to get their hands on the contents of, sigh lets try this again. Lets hope the NSA wont use this to get a feel of, sigh once more. Lets hope the NSA wont use this to rub the public up the wrong way....

 

No its impossible /quits

Edited December 4, 2013 by JRowley

[LosOjos]

"Have you tried turning her off and on again?"

[JRowley]

Look lets all be honest here, Microsoft are failing to grasp what their users really want, they are just putting the feelers out with this one, trying to get a hold of the err rather delicate issues in hand.

 

This is just impossible...

[jinnantonnixx]

This could be the decisive moment for Microsoft's fortunes: hit or bust.

[Gatt]

They are just keeping a-breast of current affairs..

[tmcd35]

This could be the decisive moment for Microsoft's fortunes: hit or bust.

 

Certainly sounds like uplifting news for MS shareholders.

[foofighterjim]

I will be keeping abreast of the product development.

 

Doh! @Gatt just beat me to it!

Edited December 4, 2013 by foofighterjim

[tmcd35]

Ladies, remember the MS three attempts (to get things right) rule, there'll be a lot of boobs in the first design.

[JJonas]

Makes a change from bringing staff laptops home to fix, not sure how im going to explain it to the wife though?

[LosOjos]

I can't help but wonder if somehow Quagmire became sentient and managed to convince MS to fund this. $deity I hope the error message noise is "giggity!"

[sparkeh]

Makes a change from bringing staff laptops home to fix, not sure how im going to explain it to the wife though?

Don't worry they don't take long to fix, the work involved is negligee-able... (kinda works )

[korifugi]

Ogods - they got the funding...

 

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[korifugi]

What's it's capacity though? What are the options for a mammary upgrade?

[Gatt]

What's it's capacity though? What are the options for a mammary upgrade?

Be careful - I've heard they are prone to mammory leaks if out under too much stress or when compiling new resources on them..

[hardtailstar]

Ogods - they got the funding...

 

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I knew I'd seen this before!!