X-13 Posted December 12, 2013 Posted December 12, 2013 Wait, are you saying that you had man all over you before and don't want man back all over you? No no no, Man-back. Like Man-bat, but a hairy back instead of a scary monster.
sparkeh Posted December 12, 2013 Posted December 12, 2013 No no no, Man-back. Like Man-bat, but a hairy back instead of a scary monster. That's one important hyphen. Anyway what's with Colin encouraging people to be mean to us? I thought I was being nice in pointing out the unfortunate phrasing? 1
X-13 Posted December 12, 2013 Posted December 12, 2013 Anyway what's with Colin encouraging people to be mean to us? He's still confused about the time shenanigans. Leave him be, he'll wear himself out eventually.
witch Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 ...and back to topic Thanks very much for the fudge - whichever day I won it and indeed whoever I am It's mrwITch's favourite so that's his Christmas present sorted!
sonofsanta Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) ...and back to topic Topic? There is no topic! (1080p version available on request) Edited December 13, 2013 by sonofsanta 2
Popular Post StevieM Posted December 13, 2013 Popular Post Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) HOLD EVERYTHING! FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY, DON'T DO THE DRAW! I've figured out the reason for all the time shenanigans. It came to me as I opened the latest door on my Advent calendar. Remember @VeryPC Al's warning? Oh my. You do NOT. You NEVER. Never eat an advent sweetie before the day on the door. You don't even fiddle with the door to see what shape is inside. You might as well go dancing in a thunderstorm with a copper umbrella hat on shouting "Come on Thor, take your best shot!" This has been a public safety announcement, don't do the things above. Al And yet today, on Friday the 13th of all days, the very same @VeryPC Al is planning to do a triple draw Friday - opening not just one, but two doors ahead of time. There is but one penance to appease the Advent gods for last Friday's triple draw. As it is written (somewhere...possibly...): 'And the people of MADvent didst anger the gods by opening the portals ahead of the day ordained for them in the time before time. Thus did the gods of Advent swear revenge upon the people of MADvent, disrupting the flow of time itself until the past became the future and the future became a small ball of fluff akin to that found behind a fridge that hath moveth not for many a year.' 'And the gods didst spake, 'Forever disrupted shall the flow of time be, unless this penance thou dost make: To the one who revealest our words to thee shalt all thanks and reputation be due. Remove from your midst the names of all others and replace them with the name of our mouthpiece, or possibly fingers if our words are to be revealest on some kind of forum. Sweeties of all varieties shalt thou bestow upon him, or maybe her... no, we think it will almost certainly be a him, and the star prize that is yet to be revealed also. By doing these things, thou shalt appease our wrath and the normality of time shalt be restored.'[/Quote] I think you all know what must be done. @VeryPC Al, thou hast my... er, I mean, you have my shipping details. Edited December 13, 2013 by StevieM 5
VeryPC_Colin_M Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 lol! chesticles, I'll be using that from now on @X-13
sparkeh Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 ...and back to topic :pound:You have seen a VeryPC compo thread before right?
X-13 Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 lol! chesticles, I'll be using that from now on @X-13 Have you seriously never heard that before?
VeryPC_Colin_M Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Have you seriously never heard that before? Dude, I've forgotten more than I know! chesticles, chesticles.
StevieM Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 'And the people of MADvent heeded not the words of the prophet and such calamities befell them that they didst rend their garments and wore not comfortable slippers upon their feet, even when getting out of bed in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.'[/Quote] Don't say I didn't warn you. I'm off carol singing with our choir shortly. I just hope I don't meet the Easter bunny on the way. He'll be pretty peeved. 1
sparkeh Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Don't say I didn't warn you. I'm off carol singing with our choir shortly. I just hope I don't meet the Easter bunny on the way. He'll be pretty peeved. At the moment I'd be more concerned about meeting yourself coming back.
StevieM Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) At the moment I'd be more concerned about meeting yourself coming back. That wouldn't bother me. I'd just think, 'Hey, who's that good looking guy with the awesome beard? Oh, wait, it's me coming back!' Edited December 13, 2013 by StevieM
X-13 Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 At the moment I'd be more concerned about meeting yourself coming back. If that happens, remember... [ATTACH=CONFIG]21970[/ATTACH]
sparkeh Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 If that happens, remember... [ATTACH=CONFIG]21970[/ATTACH] Oh great, I'd just about erased River Song from my memory but now she back in there annoyingly saying "Sweetie" Ewwww.
witch Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 :pound:You have seen a VeryPC compo thread before right? Of course I was being facetious
bladedanny Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Topic? There is no topic!... (1080p version available on request) I think Al needs to provide some higher quality face shots. Maybe from different angles and making different expressions. It would make all the photoshops soo much better. Not that I'm saying the ones so far have been bad.
bladedanny Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 chesticles @bladedanny Tut, you're worse than the kids when you use a word like flatulence. It's all they say for hours.
X-13 Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) chesticles @bladedanny Are you going to say that all the time now? I can imagine it now... ~ring ring~ Person: Hello, VeryPC? I'd like to order some compootahz. Colin: Chesticles. Person: o_O? flatulence. That made me laugh for no reason... Also, mastication. [Fun fact- RM filters block that... Stay classy, RM.] Edited December 13, 2013 by X-13 1
VeryPC_Colin_M Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Tut, you're worse than the kids when you use a word like flatulence. It's all they say for hours. Yes mate, today I am! @VeryPC christmas party tonight at hillsborough stadium. chesticles.
X-13 Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Yes mate, today I am! @VeryPC christmas party tonight at hillsborough stadium. chesticles. I've got a feeling I'm going to be getting an email from your dad [Mr. @VeryPC_Andy] telling me off for teaching you that word... 1
bladedanny Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Yes mate, today I am! @VeryPC christmas party tonight at hillsborough stadium. chesticles. Make sure you hold your breath and wipe your feet on the way out. 1
sonofsanta Posted December 13, 2013 Posted December 13, 2013 Also, mastication. [Fun fact- RM filters block that... Stay classy, RM.] A friend's older brother tells the tale of an assembly in school one day (when we were all nippers) where the Head - at the end of proceedings and about to depart the stage - spotted a boy chewing as he waited. He shouted out from the stage, and this Head was a proper traditional grammar head so he had enunciation and projection in ample quantity, so you really heard him as he called out Boy! Stop masticating! at which point the boy's hand shot out of his pocket. 1
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