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[Morgan Freeman]

You now have a great and sonorous responsibility placed upon you. You have been granted the rare privilege of seeing ahead of yourself, of knowing your path, becoming wardens of your own future. You must now ensure that all this comes to pass. The slightest change - the smallest, the minutest - could send untold ripples out through space and time, forward and back, undoing the fabric of the Universe and collapsing reality in upon itself as paradoxes collide and the fragile strings that hold perception together snap, like threads of spidersilk giving out under the weight of regret. This task is now yours, @VeryPC. Reality is in your hands. Do not fail us.

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Sage advice from the sadly departed Morgan Freeman there (he changed a nation on his long walk to freedom).

 

Al

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Sage advice from the sadly departed Morgan Freeman there (he changed a nation on his long walk to freedom).

 

Al

 

You're thinking of Will Smith.

 

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...lets not go down that road guys...

Sorry - just lampooning some recent idiotic (and apparently in some cases genuine, unbelievably) cases of mistaken identity confusing Morgan Freeman with Nelson Mandela. Those morons went down the road, we know better.

 

Al

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Now to resist the urge to post something wildly inappropriate.

 

Lemme tell you about this thing you should all google while at work... :p

 

[still feel a bit bad about that...]

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Lemme tell you about this thing you should all google while at work... :p

 

[still feel a bit bad about that...]

No, never feel bad if its funny. Unless you upset someone, them you feign sorrow.

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Excellent video tomorrow, guys. Really looking forward to yesterday's!:clock:

 

Edit: Another new page. I've had loads of first on a page/last on a page posts this time.

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Yeah @X-13 stopped doing it so we needed someone to fill in. Good work.

 

I had work to do. Plus I've been annoyed all day... stupid teachers teaching kids to demonise smokers...

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I had work to do. Plus I've been annoyed all day... stupid teachers teaching kids to demonise smokers...

I tried hard but I couldn't find anything to get cross about in that sentence. [/provocative mode set to off]

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I tried hard but I couldn't find anything to get cross about in that sentence. [/provocative mode set to off]

 

"stupid teachers"?

 

never be afraid to get your own back on these guys.

 

What if he doesn't want to get his back on us?

 

TBH, I don't want man-back all over me...

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"stupid teachers"?

Gah! The obvious answer is always in front of you. Is that a tautology? Dunno but it makes little sense. Sorry.

What if he doesn't want to get his back on us?

 

TBH, I don't want man-back all over me...

Its a good point. And my wife might object.

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Possible...but I might object.

 

Objection overruled.

 

She has the chesticles, she makes the rules. That's how the world works. [Yay "equality"!]

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