Children in Need 2013

[Bompalompalomp]

Our school's doing a theme of what you want to be when you grow up, and staff are supposed to do what they wanted to be. (Kind of depressing, really.)

 

Came in without a costume because I only found out yesterday, so the office staff have covered me in spots. Kids keep asking me if I wanted to be an artist, a measels patient or Pudsey.

[X-13]

Our school's doing a theme of what you want to be when you grow up, and staff are supposed to do what they wanted to be. (Kind of depressing, really.)

 

The correct answer is Batman.

[Garacesh]

Came in without a costume because I only found out yesterday, so the office staff have covered me in spots. Kids keep asking me if I wanted to be an artist, a measels patient or Pudsey.

The correct answer is Batman.

The correct answer is always Batman.

 

Just say you wanted to be Spiderman, but instead of giving you superpowers, the spider gave you cooties. That'll send 'em running!

[X-13]

Just say you wanted to be Spiderman, but instead of giving you superpowers, the spider gave you cooties. That'll send 'em running!

 

Isn't cootie-man one of the Great Lakes Avengers?

[Bompalompalomp]

The correct answer is always Batman.

 

Just say you wanted to be Spiderman, but instead of giving you superpowers, the spider gave you cooties. That'll send 'em running!

 

 

Yes! I'll be stealing that. I've been saying "I always wanted to be an IT Technician, but apparently that wasn't good enough for a costume" and that I'm deathly ill. got into an argument with a group of Year 6 boys who refused to believe they were pockmarks. They think they're just stickers. Idiots. One of them ran away frightened when I asked if he wanted to peel them off like sunburn.

 

Sometimes I love this job.

[Garacesh]

The kids in the primary school I was at for a while were much nicer than the kids in high school.. But the back end was held together by glue and shoelace with no budget to build it up.. Would've driven me mad.