That day it be a comin

[HarryMonkey]

It be Thursday this year ooohaaaargggghhhh

 

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[sonofsanta]

Anyone want to tell me how we can modify our Smoothwall to automatically redirect all Google results to their pirate language homepage?

 

(I would work it out, but honestly, I am mad busy this week )

[hardtailstar]

Yarrrr!!!

[JJonas]

might introduce the students to Pirate Fluxx Thursday lunchtime then, just need to find my Captains hat.

[Edu-IT]

Anyone want to tell me how we can modify our Smoothwall to automatically redirect all Google results to their pirate language homepage?

 

(I would work it out, but honestly, I am mad busy this week )

Yes, yes, yes! I want to do this.

[Garacesh]

Yarr it be only over the horizon now.

@sonofsanta, that be quite a noggin you've got there. Remind me ter buy ye a rum

[sonofsanta]

In case anyone else has the Google and Wikipedia logos on their intranet pages and wants to go with a theme...

 

I'm now going to have to do theme days throughout the year in order to make it less obvious that all I care about is Pirate Day. (Still contemplating Towel Day, may go over the heads of teenage girls)

[X-13]

(Still contemplating Towel Day, may go over the heads of teenage girls)

 

I knew what that was without even clicking the link. This needs to be a thing.

 

[i may or may not be a teenage girl in disguise... I'm Schrödinger's teenage girl.]

 

Anyone want to tell me how we can modify our Smoothwall to automatically redirect all Google results to their pirate language homepage?

 

(I would work it out, but honestly, I am mad busy this week )

 

^This. [but for non-smothwall peeps as well.]

 

 

Guaranteed, I do it and forget to take it off.

Edited September 18, 2013 by X-13

[sonofsanta]

[i may or may not be a teenage girl in disguise... I'm Schrödinger's teenage girl.]

 

Your gender is a quantum wave function that only collapses upon observation, such that you might alternate between "teenage girl" and "long haired man" dependent upon the observer?

 

(In all fairness, I suffer the same quantum fluctuation, with the possibility space derived from $daysSinceILastShaved)

[X-13]

Your gender is a quantum wave function that only collapses upon observation, such that you might alternate between "teenage girl" and "long haired man" dependent upon the observer?

 

Pretty much.

 

Apparently, it's hereditary. Nothing I can do about it.

[happymeal]

Yarr. Pirate Day and X-13 coming to terms with what she/he/it is.

 

Today be a good day, matey!

 

Now to set sail for Ye Biscuit Tin - YAAAAAR!

[X-13]

X-13 coming to terms with what she/he/it is.

 

I know what I am.

 

And what I am is annoyed. grumble grumble see twitter grumble.

[happymeal]

you mean I have to go onto twitter to find out what's making you grumble?

 

*sigh*

 

Can't you just blow something up, or fling poop at someone?

[X-13]

Can't you just blow something up, or fling poop at someone?

 

If I don't mind becoming jobless... Which I do.

[Garacesh]

Backup a server. Set it on fire. Claim aircon failed. Get new server on insurance. Restore backup. Problem solved.

[X-13]

Backup a server. Set it on fire. Claim aircon failed. Get new server on insurance. Restore backup. Problem solved.

 

Backups aren't working. NAS is in EM mode...

 

And we don't have an aircon'd server room.

[Garacesh]

And we don't have an aircon'd server room.

Blow up the server room.

[CAM]

Backups aren't working. NAS is in EM mode...

 

And we don't have an aircon'd server room.

 

1 - Move It Support SLT Link into room next door.

2 - Vent overheating server room atmosphere into said room via open linking door

3 - ???

4 - New Aircon (PROFIT!)

[sonofsanta]

Went easy mode in the end, just altered the Google search form on our intranet page to force the language:

	</pre><form method="get" name="frmGoogle" action="http://google.co.uk/search" autocomplete="on">
		pirate/Google.png

		
		
		
	</for

Now there be engravin's available for all yer scurvy searches. Yarrr.

[hardtailstar]

Yarrrrr me hearties!!

[X-13]

If only I'd gotten round to pushing out Chrome... I could have just added the Pirate language modifier in the search URL GPO.

[Earthling]

I know what I'm going to have an hour of this evening.

 

Sid Meier's Pirates!