X-13 Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 So am I. So far I think we're okay (just!) but let's not give the mods any extra work please. Al [ATTACH]20939[/ATTACH] 1
featured_spectre Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 This is as close to ponies I will post http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajr8zQ1_460s.jpg 3
X-13 Posted October 15, 2013 Posted October 15, 2013 This is as close to ponies I will post http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajr8zQ1_460s.jpg I legit lol'd. And choked on smoke...
bladedanny Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Joke for Col, What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff What's green and fluffy? Pink fluff feeling sick. 3
sparkeh Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Ok so geek related jokes: Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance There are two types of people in the world, those who don't understand recursion and those who understand that there are two types of people in the world. A mathematician is sitting in a pub working on some calculations with a pint next to him. A policeman walks over and says "Are you aware it illegal to drink and derive?" A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”. Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” very long pause. “Java.” 4
SirToby Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Here come's @SirToby's prize reveal. You are either going to love this or it will just give you a headache! Experimental vid, commence: http://youtu.be/Tsd3ETkCM5A Whew! that was kinda tiring. Good luck for tomorrow everyone! Remember entries are still open, so if you get in now you'll be in the draw from tomorrow onwards until your name is drawn (but will be put back before the star prize PS4 draw). To enter just PM me your professional contact details if you are a UK based IT manager/tech type, OR if you've entered a VeryPC competition on EduGeek before, you can just speak up in the thread that you want back in and we'll add you. Al Loved it, couldn't have asked for a more funnier video! Al. The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind) also here's my joke, tried to make it Col related. Colin once had a meeting in Room 404, He could never find it though.... 2
X-13 Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind) Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.]
sparkeh Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Dibs on the laptop bag! [Even though my laptop goes nowhere.] Rats! If other laptop bag winners want to ditch you can send one my way
CAWJames Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Jokes for Colin There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies “We can't multiply, we're adders” 2
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Wait... my completely unrelated to everything post got me a bonus entry? Like a boss! Second stupid joke: What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride. Thanks @X-13 Not sure which "completely unrelated to everything" post you are referring to, but you already have a single bonus for your pic contribution(s). This joke earns you another bonus entry and you are now maxed out on 3 entries. Al
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa. Thanks for this Mac - you were already maxed out, but now have a chance of winning the T-shirt too. Al 1
mac_shinobi Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Thanks @X-13 Not sure which "completely unrelated to everything" post you are referring to, but you already have a single bonus for your pic contribution(s). This joke earns you another bonus entry and you are now maxed out on 3 entries. Al Is this Al's way of doing a practical joke on @X-13 or is that him standing his ground / putting his foot down. I can't tell by just reading black n white text etc
LeightonJames Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Another Joke for Colin I never thought that I would need to use algebra when I left school. Turns out I was wrong. Algebra is useful in relationships. I mean have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?? 2
mac_shinobi Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Loved it, couldn't have asked for a more funnier video! Al. The laptop bag looks awesome however since i'm desktop PC all the way. I'm going to have to take a T-shirt! Bring me the T-Shirt! oh in a medium please (and not in the spiritualist kind) also here's my joke, tried to make it Col related. Colin once had a meeting in Room 404, He could never find it though.... I could do with a laptop rucksack - wonder if its any good
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Completely unrelated to everything, the following are 2 things that have been stuck in my head all day. Number the first: Number the second: What are Mario's overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim... Ah - I think this is what you meant - not got enough Mario experience to get the joke at first. Credit to @VeryPC_Andy for explaining it's a theme tune joke to me! You're maxed out on entries now anyway, but feel free to keep the gags coming. Al 1
HaleStorm Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 I've not stopped and looked at this thread for ages....have I won anything yet?
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 I neeeeeeed one of these!! Submit a cracking silly joke then, and you just might win one (if @VeryPC_Colin_M really likes it that is) Al
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 What is red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint OR How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Bonus locked, and you are maxed! 1
AlBarratt Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 Joke for Colin; Whats the bounciest part of France????? The Dordogne!!! 2
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Hmm ok joke for Colin... How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' Jammin' Bonus locked, and you are maxed too! 1
VeryPC Posted October 16, 2013 Author Posted October 16, 2013 Joke for Col, What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff What's green and fluffy? Pink fluff feeling sick. Cheers @bladedanny you've earned a bonus entry. Al
Little-Miss Posted October 16, 2013 Posted October 16, 2013 My emergency joke(s): What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer... What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye Deer... 2
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