[joke] Terrible joke

[laserblazer]

A girl goes into ASDA and sees her new boyfriend stacking detergent. "Oi, you told me you were a stunt pilot!"

 

"No, I said I was on an ariel display team"

[Michael]

Shakes head.... here's one I was told the other day:

 

"Why does a squirrel swim on its back?"

 

To keep its nuts dry...

[aerospacemango]

I hear that the Chinese McDonalds has been drawn into the fake meat scandal....

 

Turns out they've been serving Quarter Pandas'.....

 

[fairm010]

That ASDA one actually had me in stitches :\

[unixman_again]

What do you call a burnt Tesco Beef Burger? Black Beauty.

 

Did you hear about Robert Redford's new film? The Lasagne Whisperer.

[JJonas]

A Tesco Value Spaghetti Bolognese walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?