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    This girl came up to me and said she recognised me from vegetarian club...

    I was confused, I'd never met herbivore....

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    True story:

    Me and the missus actually tried joining a vegetarian club last week but they wouldn't lettuce in.
    When we did manage to get in, all the vegans would turnip late.

    Seriously though.. Meat, vegetables...I don't carrot all. I'll eat whatever until there isn't mushroom left in my stomach.

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    groan!!!

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    have you heard the one about the butter? cant tell you, you might spread it!

    ....and if you dont like that, I have got some crap ones too!

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