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Planet of the ape - A solitary Ape on his own on a massive planet. Little Icky - A small boy feels sick Max Pane - Story about Max the window fitter

Beauty and the Beat - Moving tale of one girls ambition to dance

Thish Shcool ish cool though

Jay and Silent Bob Trike Back - jay and Silent Bob ride tricycles back home on their latest adventure Robot - Set in the future following the creation and eventual destruction of one robot Ace Ventura: PE Detective - Jim Carrey plays an OFSTED inspector trying to work out why PE is no longer enjoyed in schools The Dark Night - 3 hours of nothing but a black screen The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Kin - Frodo's brother returns One flew over the Cuckoo's Net - Jack Nicholson is having problems catching a cuckoo with a net The Usual Suspect - Kevin Spacey is arrested again The Shinin - Same as the original just set in Yorkshire Das Boo - German horror film The Taxi Diver - Robert De Niro dives for sunken Taxi boats

SpiderMa - Boy coming to terms with the fact that his mother has spider like super powers Not Another Ten Movie - A film about the number 9 The Rig - Documentary about an offshore oil rig 2 Years a Slave - Very short film about a man kept captive for 2 years The Unger Games - Film about the life of one of the characters of Mean Machine/The Longest Yard and how he came to be in prison America Hustle - Documentary explaining why Americans must start hurrying up and do things quicker

Cannot stop laughing at this!

Thanks Dave. Thought it might have been posted before

This might be old news to some but this little html5 game/application has sucked hours of my life in the past week: 2048 my highest score is 6744:

I have got a vbscript that deletes registry keys from the local machine however some of the keys may/may not have sub keys. I have managed to code it so that if the key has a subkey it is deleted, however if it doesn't have a subkey the script fails. My code is ugly as sin and I'd rather not post it but I will if it is needed. Anyone got any ideas how I can accomplish this? cheers

why have some posts started appearing twice with an - - - Updated - - - line between them??

how did THAT word become acceptable all of a sudden??

yes, but how tall is he if Julie's shadow measures 1.6m?

Google: Yes Twitter: Yes Reddit: Yes Imgur: No Instagram: No Apple: Yes Amazon: Yes Ebay: Yes NewYorkTimes: Yes << Was a guess based on the clue Groupon: No Grubhub: No Threadless: No

Yep, the text file is identical. It is stored in the same directory as the script hence the relative path reference. It is only on XP that I have this probem. It's really annoying too as I am in the middle of a network wide server refresh and each site has different printers on the machines. We were initially using printmig and print management to change the printers but it became cumbersome and slow after a while. Changing the ports is much quicker and utilizes the drivers already on the machine.

Hi all I have successfully created a port change script which when run adds a new IP Port and then changes the relevant printer to that port. It works fine on Windows 7 and 8. It's on Windows XP I have the issue. Please don't tell me that it's not going to be an issue in a few weeks because unfortunately, in schools, we all know thats not the case. Here is the script: Set wshShell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell") strComputer = "." filename = ".\printers.txt" Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") Set f = fso.OpenTextFile(filename) Do Until f.AtEndOfStream Dim myArray Set objWMIService = GetObject("winmgmts:{impersonationLevel=impersonate}!\\" & strComputer & "\root\cimv2") Set objNewPort = objWMIService.Get("Win32_TCPIPPrinterPort").SpawnInstance_ myArray = split(f.readLine, ",") strOldIPAddress = myArray(0) strNewIPAddress = myArray(1) objNewPort.Name = strNewIPAddress objNewPort.Protocol = 1 objNewPort.HostAddress = strNewIPAddress objNewPort.PortNumber = "9100" objNewPort.SNMPEnabled = False objNewPort.Put_ Set objWMIService = GetObject("winmgmts:\\" & strComputer & "\root\cimv2") Set colPrinters = objWMIService.ExecQuery _ ("Select * From Win32_Printer Where PortName='" & strOldIPAddress & "'") For Each objPrinter in colPrinters objPrinter.PortName = strNewIPAddress objPrinter.Put_ Next Loop f.Close When run on XP I get a substring out of range error on Line 20. The line in question is this: strNewIPAddress = myArray(1) I have read on some sites that it is because I am not declaring the size of the array yet when I declare the array size I get the same array and if this was the case I would expect the error on 7 and 8. EDIT: Forgot to say, the printers.txt file contains lines like this: 192.168.0.1,192.168.5.68 192.168.0.3,192.168.7.90

Found the problem. There is only one declaration of the tag. There are however numerous tags. Each section of the page is it's own table. Adding a tag to the start of each section properly aligns the text to the left using the correct font sizes. VERY odd bug but makes sense

This is fantastic, I checked the Visitor Containment status too.

Brilliant. Some teachers were talking about this earlier today.

I used to listen to R1 Breakfast Show with Moyes, Dave and the team every morning. The show was spot on in terms of music/talk balance. Then they put that whiny weasel faced freak on and I jumped ship to Real Radio (mainly because of a feature called The Real Radio Renegade) before finally settling on the Capital Manchester Breakfast Show with Rob Ellis. I still listen to R1 between 12:30 and 13:00 (news) before going back to R1 in the evening for Greg James.

Today's xkcd is pretty good. xkcd: Now The image rotates every hour to match the time for your chosen geographical location.

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Did this with the OH and my daughter the other night. This is the best advert on TV by far!!!

That looks like a sticker kit to me. Brilliant Idea if it is

OMG!!! They are awesome!!

BBC News - Man in Bradford traffic queue given parking ticket They have cancelled the ticket but it should never have been issued in the first place!!!